Considering Cuba for Xmas/New Year, advice please

In article <BEPAi.98923$rX4.93773@pd7urf2no>, slarson@shaw.canada
says...

> I've been to Cuba before and managed to make it home with everything intact.
>
> I've also been to the land of the Maya in a couple of different countries
> and also made it out of there with everything intact.

When it comes to virgins, they must be pretty perceptive.

On Aug 28, 2:54 am, "chilly" <slar...@shaw.canada> wrote:
> <hierophantf...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>
> news:1188196812.964675.258790@o80g2000hse.googlegr oups.com...
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> > On Aug 25, 8:11 pm, George Cathcart <george.cathc...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
> > > Are you saying that chilly is a virgin???
> > > gc
>
> > I don't know about chilly, and it's none of my business. If she says
> > she is a virgin, I believe her. But I do know that the
> > ancients in the Americas used to sacrifice virgins - or anyone else
> > they deemed fit to please the gods. Have you seen Apocolypto ? While
> > it didn't take place in Cuba where chilly would like to visit, the
> > entire Americas have some residual effects from these ancient people.
>
> I've been to Cuba before and managed to make it home with everything intact.
>
> I've also been to the land of the Maya in a couple of different countries
> and also made it out of there with everything intact.

This post is a marvel of ambiguity, and if there were an award for
most ambiguous statement of the day, this would win twice. Bravo.

So, to press on, to penetrate the topic further, as it were....

When you say "everything intact," do you mean a) your virginity, or b)
your body, implying that you were not sacrificed and therefore not a
virgin.

If the latter, of course, not being sacrificed is no proof of non-
virginity. Obviously, they couldn't have sacrificed all of them...

g

On Aug 28, 2:54 am, "chilly" <slar...@shaw.canada> wrote:
> <hierophantf...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>
> news:1188196812.964675.258790@o80g2000hse.googlegr oups.com...
>
> > On Aug 25, 8:11 pm, George Cathcart <george.cathc...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
> > > Are you saying that chilly is a virgin???
> > > gc
>
> > I don't know about chilly, and it's none of my business. If she says
> > she is a virgin, I believe her. But I do know that the
> > ancients in the Americas used to sacrifice virgins - or anyone else
> > they deemed fit to please the gods. Have you seen Apocolypto ? While
> > it didn't take place in Cuba where chilly would like to visit, the
> > entire Americas have some residual effects from these ancient people.
>
> I've been to Cuba before and managed to make it home with everything intact.
>
> I've also been to the land of the Maya in a couple of different countries
> and also made it out of there with everything intact.

This post is a marvel of ambiguity, and if there were an award for
most ambiguous statement of the day, this would win twice. Bravo.

So, to press on, to penetrate the topic further, as it were....

When you say "everything intact," do you mean a) your virginity, or b)
your body, implying that you were not sacrificed and therefore not a
virgin.

If the latter, of course, not being sacrificed is no proof of non-
virginity. Obviously, they couldn't have sacrificed all of them...

g

On Aug 28, 2:54 am, "chilly" <slar...@shaw.canada> wrote:
> <hierophantf...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>
> news:1188196812.964675.258790@o80g2000hse.googlegr oups.com...
>
> > On Aug 25, 8:11 pm, George Cathcart <george.cathc...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
> > > Are you saying that chilly is a virgin???
> > > gc
>
> > I don't know about chilly, and it's none of my business. If she says
> > she is a virgin, I believe her. But I do know that the
> > ancients in the Americas used to sacrifice virgins - or anyone else
> > they deemed fit to please the gods. Have you seen Apocolypto ? While
> > it didn't take place in Cuba where chilly would like to visit, the
> > entire Americas have some residual effects from these ancient people.
>
> I've been to Cuba before and managed to make it home with everything intact.
>
> I've also been to the land of the Maya in a couple of different countries
> and also made it out of there with everything intact.

This post is a marvel of ambiguity, and if there were an award for
most ambiguous statement of the day, this would win twice. Bravo.

So, to press on, to penetrate the topic further, as it were....

When you say "everything intact," do you mean a) your virginity, or b)
your body, implying that you were not sacrificed and therefore not a
virgin.

If the latter, of course, not being sacrificed is no proof of non-
virginity. Obviously, they couldn't have sacrificed all of them...

g

On Aug 28, 2:54 am, "chilly" <slar...@shaw.canada> wrote:
> <hierophantf...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>
> news:1188196812.964675.258790@o80g2000hse.googlegr oups.com...
>
> > On Aug 25, 8:11 pm, George Cathcart <george.cathc...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
> > > Are you saying that chilly is a virgin???
> > > gc
>
> > I don't know about chilly, and it's none of my business. If she says
> > she is a virgin, I believe her. But I do know that the
> > ancients in the Americas used to sacrifice virgins - or anyone else
> > they deemed fit to please the gods. Have you seen Apocolypto ? While
> > it didn't take place in Cuba where chilly would like to visit, the
> > entire Americas have some residual effects from these ancient people.
>
> I've been to Cuba before and managed to make it home with everything intact.
>
> I've also been to the land of the Maya in a couple of different countries
> and also made it out of there with everything intact.

This post is a marvel of ambiguity, and if there were an award for
most ambiguous statement of the day, this would win twice. Bravo.

So, to press on, to penetrate the topic further, as it were....

When you say "everything intact," do you mean a) your virginity, or b)
your body, implying that you were not sacrificed and therefore not a
virgin.

If the latter, of course, not being sacrificed is no proof of non-
virginity. Obviously, they couldn't have sacrificed all of them...

g

On Aug 28, 2:54 am, "chilly" <slar...@shaw.canada> wrote:
> <hierophantf...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>
> news:1188196812.964675.258790@o80g2000hse.googlegr oups.com...
>
> > On Aug 25, 8:11 pm, George Cathcart <george.cathc...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
> > > Are you saying that chilly is a virgin???
> > > gc
>
> > I don't know about chilly, and it's none of my business. If she says
> > she is a virgin, I believe her. But I do know that the
> > ancients in the Americas used to sacrifice virgins - or anyone else
> > they deemed fit to please the gods. Have you seen Apocolypto ? While
> > it didn't take place in Cuba where chilly would like to visit, the
> > entire Americas have some residual effects from these ancient people.
>
> I've been to Cuba before and managed to make it home with everything intact.
>
> I've also been to the land of the Maya in a couple of different countries
> and also made it out of there with everything intact.

This post is a marvel of ambiguity, and if there were an award for
most ambiguous statement of the day, this would win twice. Bravo.

So, to press on, to penetrate the topic further, as it were....

When you say "everything intact," do you mean a) your virginity, or b)
your body, implying that you were not sacrificed and therefore not a
virgin.

If the latter, of course, not being sacrificed is no proof of non-
virginity. Obviously, they couldn't have sacrificed all of them...

g

chilli wrote:

> I've been to Cuba before and managed to make it home with everything
> intact.
> I've also been to the land of the Maya in a couple of different countries
> and also made it out of there with everything intact.

How sad for you.

All Wells wrote:

> When it comes to virgins, they must be pretty perceptive.

We once planned a parade of virgins here in S. Florida. I didn't come off
though. One of them was sick and the other refused to march alone.

Lee

chilli wrote:

> I've been to Cuba before and managed to make it home with everything
> intact.
> I've also been to the land of the Maya in a couple of different countries
> and also made it out of there with everything intact.

How sad for you.

All Wells wrote:

> When it comes to virgins, they must be pretty perceptive.

We once planned a parade of virgins here in S. Florida. I didn't come off
though. One of them was sick and the other refused to march alone.

Lee

chilli wrote:

> I've been to Cuba before and managed to make it home with everything
> intact.
> I've also been to the land of the Maya in a couple of different countries
> and also made it out of there with everything intact.

How sad for you.

All Wells wrote:

> When it comes to virgins, they must be pretty perceptive.

We once planned a parade of virgins here in S. Florida. I didn't come off
though. One of them was sick and the other refused to march alone.

Lee

chilli wrote:

> I've been to Cuba before and managed to make it home with everything
> intact.
> I've also been to the land of the Maya in a couple of different countries
> and also made it out of there with everything intact.

How sad for you.

All Wells wrote:

> When it comes to virgins, they must be pretty perceptive.

We once planned a parade of virgins here in S. Florida. I didn't come off
though. One of them was sick and the other refused to march alone.

Lee