This makes sense

Not meant to be a political statement other than both parties are
ridiculous is some of the things that propose. Both should quit trying
to appease everyone, stand for something, and at least do something for
the good of the entire country.

The year is 2029...

Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh
largest country in the world, Mexifornia formally known as
California. White minorities still trying to have English recognized as
Mexifornia's third language.

Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and
livestock.

Baby conceived naturally . . . scientists stumped.

Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.

Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslim dies in the American Territory of
the Middle East (formerly known as Iran, Afghanistan, Syria and Lebanon).

Iraq still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more
years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.

France pleads for global help after being overtaken by Jamaica.

Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally,
but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.

George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.

Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces
mail delivery to Wednesdays only.

85-year, $75.8 billion study: Diet and Exercise is the key to weight
loss.

Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.

Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed,
they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut.

Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.

Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights.

Average height of NBA players now nine feet, seven inches.

New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly
swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2036.

Congress authorizes direct deposit of formerly illegal political
contributions to campaign accounts.

Capitol Hill intern indicted for refusing to have sex with congressman.

IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent.

Floridians still don't know how to use a voting machine.

"Joe English" wrote ...
> Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslim dies in the American Territory of
> the Middle East (formerly known as Iran, Afghanistan, Syria and Lebanon).

One can only hope...

> Iraq still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more
> years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.

A dream come true...

> Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed,
> they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut.

Nawh, never will be able to create a camera with *that* fast of a shutter
speed...