Upgraded system, call for morons

"Jammer Six" <jammer@oz.net> wrote in message
news:jammer-4BF7C4.18023121052005@blackhole.shreve.net...

> -You're a lawyer named Phil or Greg.

> Hurry, I'm re-building my killfile.

Glad to be of service.

On Sat, 21 May 2005 18:02:31 -0700, Jammer Six <jammer@oz.net> wrote:


>Hurry, I'm re-building my killfile.

Okeydokey.

JF

"No one can make you feel inferior without your consent."
- Eleanor Roosevelt

Okay, I've upgraded my system, and changed news-readers.

So all you strokes, morons, oxygen wasters, and pinheads, post to this
thread.

Respond if:

-You're male, but you're not a Real Man.
-You think someone else could be responsible for something that happens
to you beneath the surface.
-You quibble.
-You don't know how to learn.
-There is some reason you think you would leave your buddy.
-You would argue with a Captain at sea.
-You would board a dive boat without permission.
-You make dives under sub-optimal conditions.
-You ask divers on boats why they aren't making a given dive.
-You have no system to your gear.
-Your steel tanks have burst discs in them.
-You dive with a snorkel.
-You touch gear on boats that belongs to other divers.
-You're working as a PADI or a NAUI DM.
-You're working as an SSI Dive Con.
-You do progressive penetration.
-You dive 80%.
-You think Black had a point. The point you think he had doesn't matter.
-You have a yellow and green Nitrox sticker on one or more of your tanks.
-You calculate the "optimal mix" for your dives.
-You bring big, hard sided luggage with wheels onto live-a-boards.
-You smoke.
-You're a lawyer named Phil or Greg.
-You don't know what the difference between an average and a mean is.
-You have Nitrox clean tanks.
-You have a Nitrox regulator.
-You have bondage wings.
-You frequently use capital letters inappropriately in your posts.
-Your name is "Kombat Kramer", "Bull Shark" or "Lee Bell". I forget
which one you're using now.
-There was a stroke alert put out for one of your posts in the last two
years.
-You use the word "captain" in your .sig.
-You don't know what a .sig is.
-rec.scuba was three groups when you got certified.
-You converted to a better way of diving in a year that starts with a
"2". If you're posting under this point, and only this point, point it
out.
-You have a Spare Air.
-You use a pony bottle as a pony bottle.
-You dive an Inspiration.
-You dive an "other" DPV.

Hurry, I'm re-building my killfile.

--
"When I have your wounded."*
-Major Charles L. Kelly, callsign "Dustoff",
refusing an order to leave a hot L.Z., July 1, 1964,
moments before being killed by a single shot.

In article <rmtv81tfr3k4k2du8hgq36glj3199af3ii@4ax.com>,
Dillon Pyron <dmpyronINVALID@austin.rr.com> wrote:

> Did that get me in?

What?

--
"When I have your wounded."
-Major Charles L. Kelly, callsign "Dustoff",
refusing an order to leave a hot L.Z., July 1, 1964,
moments before being killed by a single shot.

"Jammer Six" wrote in message
news:jammer-2CB137.20401221052005@blackhole.shreve.net...
> What?

I thought we went over this already... He's on second...

Thus spake Jammer Six <jammer@oz.net> :


>Hurry, I'm re-building my killfile.

Come visit my website that sells useless shit.

Did that get me in?

--
dillon
Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.

In article <jammer-4BF7C4.18023121052005@blackhole.shreve.net>, Jammer
Six <jammer@oz.net> wrote:

€ Okay, I've upgraded my system, and changed news-readers.
€

Why? Doesn't Thoth work under 10.4?

€ So all you strokes, morons, oxygen wasters, and pinheads, post to this
€ thread.
€
€ Respond if:
€
€ -You're male, but you're not a Real Man.
€ -You think someone else could be responsible for something that happens
€ to you beneath the surface.
€ -You quibble.
€ -You don't know how to learn.
€ -There is some reason you think you would leave your buddy.
€ -You would argue with a Captain at sea.
€ -You would board a dive boat without permission.
€ -You make dives under sub-optimal conditions.
€ -You ask divers on boats why they aren't making a given dive.
€ -You have no system to your gear.
€ -Your steel tanks have burst discs in them.
€ -You dive with a snorkel.
€ -You touch gear on boats that belongs to other divers.
€ -You're working as a PADI or a NAUI DM.
€ -You're working as an SSI Dive Con.
€ -You do progressive penetration.

Sometimes.

Oh, wait. You were talking about diving.

Never mind.

€ -You dive 80%.
€ -You think Black had a point. The point you think he had doesn't matter.
€ -You have a yellow and green Nitrox sticker on one or more of your tanks.
€ -You calculate the "optimal mix" for your dives.
€ -You bring big, hard sided luggage with wheels onto live-a-boards.
€ -You smoke.
€ -You're a lawyer named Phil or Greg.
€ -You don't know what the difference between an average and a mean is.
€ -You have Nitrox clean tanks.
€ -You have a Nitrox regulator.

We all have nitrox regulators. Even you


€ -You have bondage wings.
€ -You frequently use capital letters inappropriately in your posts.
€ -Your name is "Kombat Kramer", "Bull Shark" or "Lee Bell". I forget
€ which one you're using now.
€ -There was a stroke alert put out for one of your posts in the last two
€ years.
€ -You use the word "captain" in your .sig.
€ -You don't know what a .sig is.
€ -rec.scuba was three groups when you got certified.
€ -You converted to a better way of diving in a year that starts with a
€ "2". If you're posting under this point, and only this point, point it
€ out.

That would be me.

What can I say. Some of us don't live in Seattle or dive caves in
Florida.

€ -You have a Spare Air.
€ -You use a pony bottle as a pony bottle.
€ -You dive an Inspiration.
€ -You dive an "other" DPV.
€
€ Hurry, I'm re-building my killfile.

Jammer.

I guess you have to think?

Why would I care what you, or anyone else in the world, has to say about
your opinion on how I, or my family do our diving, or anything else related
to living? EVERYONE HAS AN OPINION. I could care less.

I learned to tune out everything but what I believe in.

You, or anyone else will never have ANY impact on how we dive, or LIVE.

A lot of your list below refers to common sense, which, as you have
surmised, does not seem to apply to the general public. If the government
applied an intelligenence test for drivers license, and actually enforced
half of their laws, we would have half of the people we have on the raod.

Can you imagine a general public that could actually merge with traffic
properly, or no how to turn left on a yellow light?

Yes, I have my pet peeves as well. You know what? I could give a shit what
anyone thinks about how and what I do. I don't get in anyone elses way, so
stay out of mine.

George

I see your frustration in the idiots out there....it's nothing that you can
change, so get over it.
"Jammer Six" <jamwmer@oz.net> wrote in message
news:jammer-4BF7C4.18023121052005@blackhole.shreve.net...
> Okay, I've upgraded my system, and changed news-readers.
>
> So all you strokes, morons, oxygen wasters, and pinheads, post to this
> thread.
>
> Respond if:
>
> -You're male, but you're not a Real Man.
> -You think someone else could be responsible for something that happens
> to you beneath the surface.
> -You quibble.
> -You don't know how to learn.
> -There is some reason you think you would leave your buddy.
> -You would argue with a Captain at sea.
> -You would board a dive boat without permission.
> -You make dives under sub-optimal conditions.
> -You ask divers on boats why they aren't making a given dive.
> -You have no system to your gear.
> -Your steel tanks have burst discs in them.
> -You dive with a snorkel.
> -You touch gear on boats that belongs to other divers.
> -You're working as a PADI or a NAUI DM.
> -You're working as an SSI Dive Con.
> -You do progressive penetration.
> -You dive 80%.
> -You think Black had a point. The point you think he had doesn't matter.
> -You have a yellow and green Nitrox sticker on one or more of your tanks.
> -You calculate the "optimal mix" for your dives.
> -You bring big, hard sided luggage with wheels onto live-a-boards.
> -You smoke.
> -You're a lawyer named Phil or Greg.
> -You don't know what the difference between an average and a mean is.
> -You have Nitrox clean tanks.
> -You have a Nitrox regulator.
> -You have wings.
> -You frequently use capital letters inappropriately in your posts.
> -Your name is "Kombat Kramer", "Bull Shark" or "Lee Bell". I forget
> which one you're using now.
> -There was a stroke alert put out for one of your posts in the last two
> years.
> -You use the word "captain" in your .sig.
> -You don't know what a .sig is.
> -rec.scuba was three groups when you got certified.
> -You converted to a better way of diving in a year that starts with a
> "2". If you're posting under this point, and only this point, point it
> out.
> -You have a Spare Air.
> -You use a pony bottle as a pony bottle.
> -You dive an Inspiration.
> -You dive an "other" DPV.
>
> Hurry, I'm re-building my killfile.
>
> --
> "When I have your wounded."
> -Major Charles L. Kelly, callsign "Dustoff",
> refusing an order to leave a hot L.Z., July 1, 1964,
> moments before being killed by a single shot.

Jammer Six wrote:
> Okay, I've upgraded my system, and changed news-readers.
>
> So all you strokes, morons, oxygen wasters, and pinheads, post to
this
> thread.
>
> Respond if:

Ohhh Daddy, I read all that stuff you mentioned and I think I'm still
in your good graces. I promise that I won't give you a nail gun, even
if you ask for one. <huge evil grin>

"Jammer Six" <jammer@oz.net> wrote in message
news:jammer-4BF7C4.18023121052005@blackhole.shreve.net...
>
> So all you strokes, morons, oxygen wasters, and pinheads, post to this
> thread.
>

Another rec.scuba first, or just same-o' same-o'?