Dear John:

"A bloodthirsty seal has made its wrath felt in the normally calm
waters of Aquatic Park, forcing officials to shut down the popular
swimming destination near Fisherman's Wharf until the attacker is
found.

"What swimmers say is a baby seal began its campaign Monday, biting
five swimmers and drawing blood from three of its victims. The seal
resurfaced Wednesday, attacking nine more swimmers, according to Lou
Marcelli of the Dolphin Swimming Club."

http://www.examiner.com/a-402018~Sea...atic_Park.html

Where there's one, there's bound to be more than one. Watch your back.

"Greg Mossman" <mossman@qnet.com> wrote in message
news:1192671062.278446.256610@q5g2000prf.googlegro ups.com...
> "A bloodthirsty seal has made its wrath felt in the normally calm
> waters of Aquatic Park, forcing officials to shut down the popular
> swimming destination near Fisherman's Wharf until the attacker is
> found.

Did you think they'd accept Genocide forever?

> "What swimmers say is a baby seal began its campaign Monday, biting
> five swimmers and drawing blood from three of its victims. The seal
> resurfaced Wednesday, attacking nine more swimmers, according to Lou
> Marcelli of the Dolphin Swimming Club."

No doubt, everyone there said "I'm 60, and never needed a hakapik to
defend my family before".

> http://www.examiner.com/a-402018~Sea...atic_Park.html
>
> Where there's one, there's bound to be more than one. Watch your back.

"It'll never happen to meeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"... -The Anonymous Victim



Popeye.

You can have my hakapik when you pry it from my cold, dead fingers.

"Greg Mossman" <mossman@qnet.com> wrote in message
news:1192671062.278446.256610@q5g2000prf.googlegro ups.com...
> "A bloodthirsty seal has made its wrath felt in the normally calm
> waters of Aquatic Park, forcing officials to shut down the popular
> swimming destination near Fisherman's Wharf until the attacker is
> found.
>
> "What swimmers say is a baby seal began its campaign Monday, biting
> five swimmers and drawing blood from three of its victims. The seal
> resurfaced Wednesday, attacking nine more swimmers, according to Lou
> Marcelli of the Dolphin Swimming Club."
>
>
http://www.examiner.com/a-402018~Sea...atic_Park.html
>
> Where there's one, there's bound to be more than one. Watch your back.

That's in the States, right? If figures. Such a blood thirsty culture, even
your seals are turning on you.

chilly wrote

> That's in the States, right? If figures. Such a blood thirsty culture,
> even
> your seals are turning on you.

It's in California, where the laws effectively prohibit self defense and the
people believe there's no need to defend themselves.

It's another case of violence in a gun free zone.

Lee

"Douglas W. "Popeye" Frederick" <Popeye@finalprotectivefire.com> wrote in
message news:13hdien87c42u1e@news.supernews.com...
> "Greg Mossman" <mossman@qnet.com> wrote in message
> news:1192671062.278446.256610@q5g2000prf.googlegro ups.com...
> > "A bloodthirsty seal has made its wrath felt in the normally calm
> > waters of Aquatic Park, forcing officials to shut down the popular
> > swimming destination near Fisherman's Wharf until the attacker is
> > found.
>
> Did you think they'd accept Genocide forever?
>
> > "What swimmers say is a baby seal began its campaign Monday, biting
> > five swimmers and drawing blood from three of its victims. The seal
> > resurfaced Wednesday, attacking nine more swimmers, according to Lou
> > Marcelli of the Dolphin Swimming Club."
>
> No doubt, everyone there said "I'm 60, and never needed a hakapik to
> defend my family before".
>
> >
http://www.examiner.com/a-402018~Sea...atic_Park.html
> >
> > Where there's one, there's bound to be more than one. Watch your back.
>
> "It'll never happen to meeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"... -The Anonymous Victim
>
>
>
> Popeye.
>
> You can have my hakapik when you pry it from my cold, dead fingers.

"Your proposal is acceptable." - The "Bug" from Men in Black.

On Wed, 17 Oct 2007 18:31:02 -0700, Greg Mossman <mossman@qnet.com>
wrote:

>"A bloodthirsty seal has made its wrath felt in the normally calm
>waters of Aquatic Park, forcing officials to shut down the popular
>swimming destination near Fisherman's Wharf until the attacker is
>found.
>
>"What swimmers say is a baby seal began its campaign Monday, biting
>five swimmers and drawing blood from three of its victims. The seal
>resurfaced Wednesday, attacking nine more swimmers, according to Lou
>Marcelli of the Dolphin Swimming Club."
>
>http://www.examiner.com/a-402018~Sea...atic_Park.html
>
>Where there's one, there's bound to be more than one. Watch your back.

If it's vengeance he's after the stupid seal needs to learn the
difference between Canucks and 'Merkins I know where there are some
seal hunters for hire who could fix the problem though. All they need
is an ice flow.

Do ya suppose there's any potential here for a tv show about some
obnoxious loudmouthed dude with a mullet and tattoos who chases down
errant seals for the public's entertainment. Call him Ookpik the
Bounty Hunter

Meantime I'll start lugging my hakapik along when I go fishing, or
into the shower, just in case. As you've pointed out, where there's
one, there's bound to be more.

Man. I sure hope this isn't just the thin edge of the wedge, that the
catves, piglets, and lambs aren't gonna turn on us next.

JF

On Oct 18, 6:16 am, JOF <jofran...@gmail.com> wrote:

> Man. I sure hope this isn't just the thin edge of the wedge, that the
> catves, piglets, and lambs aren't gonna turn on us next.

A wedge? I thought you use a 9 iron on them.

On Thu, 18 Oct 2007 10:12:35 -0700, Greg Mossman <mossman@qnet.com>
wrote:

>On Oct 18, 6:16 am, JOF <jofran...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>> Man. I sure hope this isn't just the thin edge of the wedge, that the
>> catves, piglets, and lambs aren't gonna turn on us next.
>
>A wedge? I thought you use a 9 iron on them.

Depends how far away they are. The 9 has a little more reach but the
wedge gives a little extra lift. If you hit down on 'em just right you
can actually spin the little suckers right back so you don't have to
chase 'em so far.

JF

On Oct 18, 7:07 pm, JOF <jofran...@gmail.com> wrote:
> On Thu, 18 Oct 2007 10:12:35 -0700, Greg Mossman <moss...@qnet.com>
> wrote:
>
> >On Oct 18, 6:16 am, JOF <jofran...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
> >> Man. I sure hope this isn't just the thin edge of the wedge, that the
> >> catves, piglets, and lambs aren't gonna turn on us next.
>
> >A wedge? I thought you use a 9 iron on them.
>
> Depends how far away they are. The 9 has a little more reach but the
> wedge gives a little extra lift. If you hit down on 'em just right you
> can actually spin the little suckers right back so you don't have to
> chase 'em so far.

You need to try Groundhog Golfing, the latest sport in the American
midwest. Whatever poor innocent little groundhogs that survive the
onslaught of the great white groundhog hunters are now up for grabs
for smacking with your golf clubs. Ain't American great?

I am the NRA. Fore!

Greg Mossman wrote:

> On Oct 18, 7:07 pm, JOF <jofran...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>>On Thu, 18 Oct 2007 10:12:35 -0700, Greg Mossman <moss...@qnet.com>
>>wrote:
>>
>>
>>>On Oct 18, 6:16 am, JOF <jofran...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>
>>>>Man. I sure hope this isn't just the thin edge of the wedge, that the
>>>>catves, piglets, and lambs aren't gonna turn on us next.
>>
>>>A wedge? I thought you use a 9 iron on them.
>>
>>Depends how far away they are. The 9 has a little more reach but the
>>wedge gives a little extra lift. If you hit down on 'em just right you
>>can actually spin the little suckers right back so you don't have to
>>chase 'em so far.
>
>
> You need to try Groundhog Golfing, the latest sport in the American
> midwest. Whatever poor innocent little groundhogs that survive the
> onslaught of the great white groundhog hunters are now up for grabs
> for smacking with your golf clubs. Ain't American great?
>
> I am the NRA. Fore!
>


I have never heard of it - sounds like fun!