Re: Christmas Shopping Made Easier

On Dec 12, 5:36 pm, "Scott" <pugetsounddi...@gmail.com> wrote:
> "rvz1fqp4" <charitynonoaklandprofitsx...@gmail.com> wrote in message
>
> news:40630433-d9af-41cd-ab6e-d2642befaeaf@i72g2000hsd.googlegroups.com...
>
> > This site really was a surprise. Also check out
>
> http://www.christmasplayland.com
>
> > that features over 7000 retailers and services.It even has a large
> > employment search section as well.
>
> It cant accommodate a mere fraction of the men that Mossman's ass can, or so
> I have heard.

I own you-u-u, I own you so bad, you're driving me mad, you're driving
me mad!!!

"rvz1fqp4" <charitynonoaklandprofitsxn12@gmail.com> wrote in message
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> This site really was a surprise. Also check out
http://www.christmasplayland.com
> that features over 7000 retailers and services.It even has a large
> employment search section as well.

It cant accommodate a mere fraction of the men that Mossman's ass can, or so
I have heard.

"Scott" <pugetsounddiver@gmail.com> wrote in message
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> "rvz1fqp4" <charitynonoaklandprofitsxn12@gmail.com> wrote in message
> news:40630433-d9af-41cd-ab6e-d2642befaeaf@i72g2000hsd.googlegroups.com...
>
>> This site really was a surprise. Also check out
> http://www.christmasplayland.com
>> that features over 7000 retailers and services.It even has a large
>> employment search section as well.
>
> It cant accommodate a mere fraction of the men that Mossman's ass can, or
> so
> I have heard.

what fraction can you accomadate? In real terms what number of men can you
take up your arse ( is this in parallel or in series )? I didn't realise you
were a horses hoof septic, sorry I will be nicer and more PC to you in
future

"dechucka" <dechucka@vomithotmail.com> wrote in message
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> what fraction can you accomadate? In real terms what number of men can you
> take up your arse ( is this in parallel or in series )? I didn't realise
you
> were a horses hoof septic, sorry I will be nicer and more PC to you in
> future

Save it for someone that likes you.

"Scott" <pugetsounddiver@gmail.com> wrote in message
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>
> "dechucka" <dechucka@vomithotmail.com> wrote in message
> news:4760a089$0$25538$5a62ac22@per-qv1-newsreader-01.iinet.net.au...
>
>> what fraction can you accomadate? In real terms what number of men can
>> you
>> take up your arse ( is this in parallel or in series )? I didn't realise
> you
>> were a horses hoof septic, sorry I will be nicer and more PC to you in
>> future
>
> Save it for someone that likes you.

I'll save it for someone like me, are youstill wearing the dive shop dress?

"dechucka" <dechucka@vomithotmail.com> wrote in message
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> "Scott" <pugetsounddiver@gmail.com> wrote in message
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> >
> > "dechucka" <dechucka@vomithotmail.com> wrote in message
> > news:4760a089$0$25538$5a62ac22@per-qv1-newsreader-01.iinet.net.au...
> >
> >> what fraction can you accomadate? In real terms what number of men can
> >> you
> >> take up your arse ( is this in parallel or in series )? I didn't
realise
> > you
> >> were a horses hoof septic, sorry I will be nicer and more PC to you in
> >> future
> >
> > Save it for someone that likes you.
>
> I'll save it for someone like me, are youstill wearing the dive shop
dress?

Nope.

Skids, wife beater and socks.

Don't get all aroused now.

"Scott" <pugetsounddiver@gmail.com> wrote in message
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>> "Scott" <pugetsounddiver@gmail.com> wrote in message
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>> >
>> > "dechucka" <dechucka@vomithotmail.com> wrote in message
>> > news:4760a089$0$25538$5a62ac22@per-qv1-newsreader-01.iinet.net.au...
>> >
>> >> what fraction can you accomadate? In real terms what number of men can
>> >> you
>> >> take up your arse ( is this in parallel or in series )? I didn't
> realise
>> > you
>> >> were a horses hoof septic, sorry I will be nicer and more PC to you in
>> >> future
>> >
>> > Save it for someone that likes you.
>>
>> I'll save it for someone like me, are youstill wearing the dive shop
> dress?
>
> Nope.

so which dress are you wearing?

>
> Skids, wife beater and socks.

skids is a mate of yours ( nasty he beats his wife and his socks ) and your
wearing his dress? Kinky
>
> Don't get all aroused now.

?
>
>

"Greg Mossman" <mossman@qnet.com> wrote in message
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> On Dec 12, 5:36 pm, "Scott" <pugetsounddi...@gmail.com> wrote:
> > "rvz1fqp4" <charitynonoaklandprofitsx...@gmail.com> wrote in message
> >
> >
news:40630433-d9af-41cd-ab6e-d2642befaeaf@i72g2000hsd.googlegroups.com...
> >
> > > This site really was a surprise. Also check out
> >
> > http://www.christmasplayland.com
> >
> > > that features over 7000 retailers and services.It even has a large
> > > employment search section as well.
> >
> > It cant accommodate a mere fraction of the men that Mossman's ass can,
or so
> > I have heard.
>
> I own you-u-u, I own you so bad, you're driving me mad, you're driving
> me mad!!!

For some reason, I read that to the tune of the song in the Jungle Book that
the Apes (orangutans?) sang "I want to be like you-hoo-hoo."

On Dec 13, 6:09 am, "Chris Guynn" <chris.gu...@gamil.com> wrote:
> "Greg Mossman" <moss...@qnet.com> wrote in message
>
> news:08468d0c-10be-4f17-a420-22217bdc3955@b1g2000pra.googlegroups.com...> On Dec 12, 5:36 pm, "Scott" <pugetsounddi...@gmail.com> wrote:
> > > "rvz1fqp4" <charitynonoaklandprofitsx...@gmail.com> wrote in message
>
> news:40630433-d9af-41cd-ab6e-d2642befaeaf@i72g2000hsd.googlegroups.com...
>
>
>
> > > > This site really was a surprise. Also check out
>
> > >http://www.christmasplayland.com
>
> > > > that features over 7000 retailers and services.It even has a large
> > > > employment search section as well.
>
> > > It cant accommodate a mere fraction of the men that Mossman's ass can,
> or so
> > > I have heard.
>
> > I own you-u-u, I own you so bad, you're driving me mad, you're driving
> > me mad!!!
>
> For some reason, I read that to the tune of the song in the Jungle Book that
> the Apes (orangutans?) sang "I want to be like you-hoo-hoo."

Well I do refer to Scott as a monkey often and it's obvious he wants
to be like me, so maybe that's a better fit.

"Greg Mossman" <mossman@qnet.com> wrote in message
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> On Dec 13, 6:09 am, "Chris Guynn" <chris.gu...@gamil.com> wrote:
> > "Greg Mossman" <moss...@qnet.com> wrote in message
> >
> >
news:08468d0c-10be-4f17-a420-22217bdc3955@b1g2000pra.googlegroups.com...> On
Dec 12, 5:36 pm, "Scott" <pugetsounddi...@gmail.com> wrote:
> > > > "rvz1fqp4" <charitynonoaklandprofitsx...@gmail.com> wrote in message
> >
> >
news:40630433-d9af-41cd-ab6e-d2642befaeaf@i72g2000hsd.googlegroups.com...
> >
> >
> >
> > > > > This site really was a surprise. Also check out
> >
> > > >http://www.christmasplayland.com
> >
> > > > > that features over 7000 retailers and services.It even has a large
> > > > > employment search section as well.
> >
> > > > It cant accommodate a mere fraction of the men that Mossman's ass
can,
> > or so
> > > > I have heard.
> >
> > > I own you-u-u, I own you so bad, you're driving me mad, you're driving
> > > me mad!!!
> >
> > For some reason, I read that to the tune of the song in the Jungle Book
that
> > the Apes (orangutans?) sang "I want to be like you-hoo-hoo."
>
> Well I do refer to Scott as a monkey often and it's obvious he wants
> to be like me, so maybe that's a better fit.

As my friend the science major loves to point out, orangutans are not
monkeys, they are apes.