A disturbing group

SCUBA divers are probably not what you think they are. If you are
like most people, SCUBA probably conjures up visions of Sea Hunt or
something. But this is a carefully crafted PR image. The real truth
is much darker.

For one thing, divers hoard air. Not just in old coffee cans or under
the mattress, no, these folks go to great lengths, buying metal
bottles, often made of special materials (such as aluminum), and even
filtering and compressing the air they store. Some have even gone so
far as to develop special "blends."

Another characteristic of divers is that they love control. Almost
all of them have at least one "regulator," and many have several. Many
have become so dependent that they won't fly or travel without their
regulator.

They have an elaborate set of gestures by which they communicate with
each other. The average person walking down the street probably
wouldn't know how to deal with a loss of air or even to how to ask
someone else for some. But these fiends not only have signals for
that, they even practice it.

They have a plan. We aren't sure exactly what it is but they are
continually talking about the "first stage" or the "second stage."
They are obviously up to something. It probably involves sucking the
air off the planet. The third stage is probably to rule the world.

"Your name" <your@address.here> wrote in message
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> SCUBA divers are probably not what you think they are. If you are
> like most people, SCUBA probably conjures up visions of Sea Hunt or
> something. But this is a carefully crafted PR image. The real truth
> is much darker.
>
> For one thing, divers hoard air. Not just in old coffee cans or under
> the mattress, no, these folks go to great lengths, buying metal
> bottles, often made of special materials (such as aluminum), and even
> filtering and compressing the air they store. Some have even gone so
> far as to develop special "blends."
>
> Another characteristic of divers is that they love control. Almost
> all of them have at least one "regulator," and many have several. Many
> have become so dependent that they won't fly or travel without their
> regulator.
>
> They have an elaborate set of gestures by which they communicate with
> each other. The average person walking down the street probably
> wouldn't know how to deal with a loss of air or even to how to ask
> someone else for some. But these fiends not only have signals for
> that, they even practice it.
>
> They have a plan. We aren't sure exactly what it is but they are
> continually talking about the "first stage" or the "second stage."
> They are obviously up to something. It probably involves sucking the
> air off the planet. The third stage is probably to rule the world.

We do rule the world . . .haven't you noticed?

On Feb 7, 12:22*pm, "chilly" <slar...@shaw.canada> wrote:
> "Your name" <y...@address.here> wrote in message
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> news:ioemq3do38u6072p4h2psmk117c9e70aun@4ax.com...
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> > SCUBA divers are probably not what you think they are. *If you are
> > like most people, SCUBA probably conjures up visions of Sea Hunt or
> > something. * But this is a carefully crafted PR image. *The real truth
> > is much darker.
>
> > For one thing, divers hoard air. *Not just in old coffee cans or under
> > the mattress, no, these folks go to great lengths, buying metal
> > bottles, often made of special materials (such as aluminum), and even
> > filtering and compressing the air they store. *Some have even gone so
> > far as to develop special "blends."
>
> > Another characteristic of divers is that they love control. *Almost
> > all of them have at least one "regulator," and many have several. Many
> > have become so dependent that they won't fly or travel without their
> > regulator.
>
> > They have an elaborate set of gestures by which they communicate with
> > each other. *The average person walking down the street probably
> > wouldn't know how to deal with a loss of air or even to how to ask
> > someone else for some. *But these fiends not only have signals for
> > that, they even practice it.
>
> > They have a plan. *We aren't sure exactly what it is but they are
> > continually talking about the "first stage" or the "second stage."
> > They are obviously up to something. *It probably involves sucking the
> > air off the planet. *The third stage is probably to rule the world.
>
> We do rule the world . . .haven't you noticed?-

Didn't you mean Underworld?

JF

"Your name" <your@address.here> wrote in message
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> They have a plan. We aren't sure exactly what it is but they are
> continually talking about the "first stage" or the "second stage."
> They are obviously up to something. It probably involves sucking the
> air off the planet. The third stage is probably to rule the world.

We already rule the world.

You are too late.

--

"I fear the man who drinks water and so remembers this morning what the rest
of us said last night." -- Ancient Greek proverb

"Your name" <your@address.here> wrote in message
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> SCUBA divers are probably not what you think they are. If you are
> like most people, SCUBA probably conjures up visions of Sea Hunt or
> something. But this is a carefully crafted PR image. The real truth
> is much darker.
>
> For one thing, divers hoard air. Not just in old coffee cans or under
> the mattress, no, these folks go to great lengths, buying metal
> bottles, often made of special materials (such as aluminum), and even
> filtering and compressing the air they store. Some have even gone so
> far as to develop special "blends."
>
> Another characteristic of divers is that they love control. Almost
> all of them have at least one "regulator," and many have several. Many
> have become so dependent that they won't fly or travel without their
> regulator.
>
> They have an elaborate set of gestures by which they communicate with
> each other. The average person walking down the street probably
> wouldn't know how to deal with a loss of air or even to how to ask
> someone else for some. But these fiends not only have signals for
> that, they even practice it.
>
> They have a plan. We aren't sure exactly what it is but they are
> continually talking about the "first stage" or the "second stage."
> They are obviously up to something. It probably involves sucking the
> air off the planet. The third stage is probably to rule the world.



That doesn't make us bad people, does it?

--
"To ban guns because criminals use them is to tell the innocent and
law-abiding that their rights and liberties depend not on their own conduct,
but on the conduct of the guilty and the lawless, and that the law will
permit them to have only such rights and liberties as the lawless will
allow... For society does not control crime, ever, by forcing the
law-abiding to accommodate themselves to the expected behavior of criminals.
Society controls crime by forcing the criminals to accommodate themselves to
the expected behavior of the law-abiding."
~Jeff Snyder~