Happy 60th Birthday to ...

"Lee Bell" <pleebell@bellsouth.net> wrote in message
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> ben bradlee wrote

> > "-hh" <recscuba_google@huntzinger.com> wrote in message
> >
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> >> ...well, let's see if the Birthday Boy will take a bow

> > Senile at 60, wow! No, just an exemplary bureaucrat. Take a bow wow
Lee.

> Thanks, Ben. I find it exceptionally refreshing to know that I'm senile at
> 60 and still head and shoulders above your mental capacity.

It is just *so* rich.

A card carrying socialist calling you a bureaucrat in an impotent attempt at
insult.

That's better than a cop filing a protection order against me.

BARKEEP!

A round for the house;

Here is to your next 60 Lee.

ben bradlee wrote

>>> Senile at 60, wow! No, just an exemplary bureaucrat. Take a bow wow
>>> Lee.
>>
>> Thanks, Ben. I find it exceptionally refreshing to know that I'm senile
>> at 60 and still head and shoulders above your mental capacity.
>
> You are quite the card with that wit.

So glad you appreciate it.

"Scott" blabbered away to his drunken friends:
>
> That's (referring to his pee stained shorts) better than a cop filing a
> protection order against me.
>
> BARKEEP!
>
> A round for the house;
>
> Here is to your next 60 Lee.

You'll look better after sixty more years, Lee. Much better.

"Lee Bell" <pleebell@bellsouth.net> wrote in message
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> ben bradlee wrote

> >>> Senile at 60, wow! No, just an exemplary bureaucrat. Take a bow wow
> >>> Lee.

> >> Thanks, Ben. I find it exceptionally refreshing to know that I'm senile
> >> at 60 and still head and shoulders above your mental capacity.

> > You are quite the card with that wit.

> So glad you appreciate it.

<snicker>

ben bradlee wrote

> You'll look better after sixty more years, Lee. Much better.

I appreciate your interest in my looks, but I have to tell you, I'm not your
type.

"Lee Bell" <pleebell@bellsouth.net> wrote in message
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> ben bradlee wrote
>
>> You'll look better after sixty more years, Lee. Much better.
>
> I appreciate your interest in my looks, but I have to tell you, I'm not
> your type.

Ho hum. Sorry Lee, you missed the point.

"Lee Bell" <pleebell@bellsouth.net> wrote in message
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> ben bradlee wrote
>
> > You'll look better after sixty more years, Lee. Much better.
>
> I appreciate your interest in my looks, but I have to tell you, I'm not
your
> type.

<rimshot>

You gotta love a good straight man.

On Fri, 21 Mar 2008 14:25:23 -0500, ben bradlee wrote:

> Ho hum. Sorry Lee, you missed the point.

The point being that you're into necrophilia?

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"Grumman-581" <grumman581-usenet-2008@spambob.net> wrote in message
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> On Fri, 21 Mar 2008 14:25:23 -0500, ben bradlee wrote:

> > Ho hum. Sorry Lee, you missed the point.

> The point being that you're into necrophilia?

I guess if ole Ben is in to fucking himself to death...

"Grumman-581" <grumman581-usenet-2008@spambob.net> wrote in message
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> On Fri, 21 Mar 2008 14:25:23 -0500, ben bradlee wrote:
>
>> Ho hum. Sorry Lee, you missed the point.
>
> The point being that you're into necrophilia?

Nope. The point was that Lee will look better dead. He will cease to care
that the rest of the world is doing better than he is financially; or, there
are insufficient guns in the hands of like-minded citizens. Lee will relax
and express death. He will finally lay on his back and not worry about
getting fucked - well, at least until he reads your post. And, only then if
he looks up the definition of necrophilia. We're probably safe in saying he
won't worry about getting fucked.