A clear example of the bad effects of the Republicans.

I am a senior citizen.

During the Clinton administration I had an extremely good and well paying
job. I took numerous vacations and had several vacation homes.

Since President Bush took office, I have watched my entire life change for
the worse. I lost my job. I lost my two sons in that terrible Iraqi War.
I lost my homes. I lost my health insurance.
As a matter of fact I lost virtually everything and became homeless. Adding
insult to injury, when the authorities found me living like an animal,
instead of helping me, they arrested me.

I will do anything that Senator Hillary wants to insure that a Democrat is
back in the White House come 2008.

Bush has to go.

Sincerely,

Saddam Hussein

Thus spake "Lee Bell" <pleebell2@bellsouth.net> :

>I am a senior citizen.
>
>During the Clinton administration I had an extremely good and well paying
>job. I took numerous vacations and had several vacation homes.
>
>Since President Bush took office, I have watched my entire life change for
>the worse. I lost my job. I lost my two sons in that terrible Iraqi War.
>I lost my homes. I lost my health insurance.
>As a matter of fact I lost virtually everything and became homeless. Adding
>insult to injury, when the authorities found me living like an animal,
>instead of helping me, they arrested me.
>
>I will do anything that Senator Hillary wants to insure that a Democrat is
>back in the White House come 2008.
>
>Bush has to go.
>
>Sincerely,
>
>Saddam Hussein
>

Straight to alt.humor.best-of-usenet
--
dillon

Could have been is in the past
Could be is in the future
There is only the now

that was pretty funny.

"Dillon Pyron" wrote

> Straight to alt.humor.best-of-usenet

I figured it would get a smile here, but I have to admit that it's not a Lee
Bell original. It was sent to me earlier today. I have no idea who
originated it.

Lee

"Lee Bell" <pleebell2@bellsouth.net> wrote in message
news:oz0Pf.3918$l7.2339@bignews2.bellsouth.net...
> "Dillon Pyron" wrote
>
>> Straight to alt.humor.best-of-usenet
>
> I figured it would get a smile here, but I have to admit that it's not a
> Lee Bell original. It was sent to me earlier today. I have no idea who
> originated it.

Hmmmm. What have we learned about copyright law?

But it was funny. One of the dopiest things the Bush adminstration has done
(twice if you count daddy) was leave Saddam alive to become a martyr. When
they found him in the hole, they should have "disappeared" him right quick.
All he's doing nowadays is motivating the Sunni "insurgency" just like Bin
Laden, whom Bush left alive to appease his buddies in the Bin Laden family,
is still a major thorn in the "War" on terror.

If Republicans are going to do dumb, evil shit, why can't they at least
finish the job? It's OK to lock up unknown people including American
citizens in secret prisons and in Guantanamo and torture the piss out of
them, taking photos all the while, but we had to save Saddam for trial,
opportunity for plenty of public speeches, and eventual martyrdom? Who's
running this war?

Greg Mossman wrote:

> "Lee Bell" <pleebell2@bellsouth.net> wrote in message
> news:oz0Pf.3918$l7.2339@bignews2.bellsouth.net...
>
>>"Dillon Pyron" wrote
>>
>>
>>>Straight to alt.humor.best-of-usenet
>>
>>I figured it would get a smile here, but I have to admit that it's not a
>>Lee Bell original. It was sent to me earlier today. I have no idea who
>>originated it.
>
>
> Hmmmm. What have we learned about copyright law?
>
> But it was funny. One of the dopiest things the Bush adminstration has done
> (twice if you count daddy) was leave Saddam alive to become a martyr. When
> they found him in the hole, they should have "disappeared" him right quick.
> All he's doing nowadays is motivating the Sunni "insurgency" just like Bin
> Laden, whom Bush left alive to appease his buddies in the Bin Laden family,
> is still a major thorn in the "War" on terror.

He left Bin LAden Alive???? How so?? I thought that was Clinton

>
> If Republicans are going to do dumb, evil shit, why can't they at least
> finish the job? It's OK to lock up unknown people including American
> citizens in secret prisons and in Guantanamo and torture the piss out of
> them, taking photos all the while, but we had to save Saddam for trial,
> opportunity for plenty of public speeches, and eventual martyrdom? Who's
> running this war?
>
>

"Joe English" <joeenglish2@wisperhome.com> wrote in message
news:440cd727$0$52052$ec3e2dad@news.usenetmonster. com...

>> But it was funny. One of the dopiest things the Bush adminstration has
>> done (twice if you count daddy) was leave Saddam alive to become a
>> martyr. When they found him in the hole, they should have "disappeared"
>> him right quick. All he's doing nowadays is motivating the Sunni
>> "insurgency" just like Bin Laden, whom Bush left alive to appease his
>> buddies in the Bin Laden family, is still a major thorn in the "War" on
>> terror.
>
> He left Bin LAden Alive???? How so?? I thought that was Clinton

He's dead?

On 6 Mar 2006 19:15:18 -0800, nisarel@postmaster.co.uk wrote:

>They are listening to your phone calls.

If you're making overseas calls to al Queda they are.

"Greg Mossman" <mossman@qnet.com> wrote in message
news:120pgit3d8qu4f4@corp.supernews.com...
> "Lee Bell" <pleebell2@bellsouth.net> wrote in message
> news:oz0Pf.3918$l7.2339@bignews2.bellsouth.net...
> > "Dillon Pyron" wrote
> >
> >> Straight to alt.humor.best-of-usenet
> >
> > I figured it would get a smile here, but I have to admit that it's not a
> > Lee Bell original. It was sent to me earlier today. I have no idea who
> > originated it.
>
> Hmmmm. What have we learned about copyright law?
>
> But it was funny. One of the dopiest things the Bush adminstration has
done
> (twice if you count daddy) was leave Saddam alive to become a martyr.
When

As opposed to killing him, so he wouldn't become a martyr?

> they found him in the hole, they should have "disappeared" him right
quick.
> All he's doing nowadays is motivating the Sunni "insurgency" just like Bin
> Laden, whom Bush left alive to appease his buddies in the Bin Laden
family,
> is still a major thorn in the "War" on terror.
>
> If Republicans are going to do dumb, evil shit, why can't they at least
> finish the job? It's OK to lock up unknown people including American

So in other words, we shoudve ignored the UN in 1992.

> citizens in secret prisons and in Guantanamo and torture the piss out of
> them, taking photos all the while, but we had to save Saddam for trial,
> opportunity for plenty of public speeches, and eventual martyrdom? Who's
> running this war?
>
>

Dennis

"Greg Mossman" wrote

> But it was funny. One of the dopiest things the Bush adminstration has
> done (twice if you count daddy) was leave Saddam alive to become a martyr.
> When they found him in the hole, they should have "disappeared" him right
> quick.

That was not an option. They had to be seen succeeding. Just look how well
our search for Bin Laden has turned out.

> If Republicans are going to do dumb, evil shit, why can't they at least
> finish the job?

Be careful what you wish for. Republicans might think Democrats would make
nice slaves.

Lee