Miss Bill Clinton

"I Miss Bill Clinton"
It doesn't matter what party you belong to - this is hilarious. From a
show on Canadian TV. there was a black comedian who said he misses Bill
Clinton. "Yep, that's right - I miss Bill Clinton! He was the closest
thing we ever got to having a black man as President. Number 1 - He
played the sax. Number 2 - He smoked weed. Number 3 - He had his way
with ugly white women. Even now? Look at him... his wife works, and he
don't! And, he gets a check from the government every month.
Manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking America's
shelves this week with "Clinton Soup," in honor of one of the nations'
most distinguished men. It consists primarily of a weenie in hot water.
Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line to honor Bill
Clinton. The Dodge Drafter will be built in Canada. When asked what he
thought about foreign affairs, Clinton replied, "I don't know, I never
had one." The Clinton revised judicial oath: "I solemnly swear to tell
the truth as I know it, the whole truth as I believe it to be, and
nothing but what I think you need to know." Clinton will be recorded in
history as the only President to do Hanky Panky between Bushes."