it would be so awesome to be a great white shark.

Greg Mossman wrote:
> "chilly" <slarson@shaw.canada> wrote in message
> news:SLA9g.160417$P01.42813@pd7tw3no...
>
>
>>Except for the eating part, you can do that as a diver.
>
>
> Why can't divers eat underwater? I've eaten a scallop that way, though I
> admit I haven't yet tried an entire fish or even a seal.

Sushi's one thing, but can you really picture yerself eating a raw seal,
fur and all, the way the GW's do it, flopping about in the surf. Not
only would it be unpalatable and uncomfortable, think about the issues
with the sealhuggers. You'd have Lord McCartney (or whatever he's now
called) writing savetheseals songs in yer honour.

>>Get certified and then you can pretend to be a shark all you want.
>
>
> They even make shark fin hoods so one can be completely in disguise.

Glorified condoms.

JF

"Turby" <turbosurfer@beach.comber> wrote in message
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> "Food...where's food...must find food...is that food?...blech! No!...
> where's food...is that food? ummm, yummy...now, where's more food..."

Hmmm... Kind of sounds like a teenager...

On Mon, 15 May 2006 06:26:50 GMT, "Grumman-581"
<grumman581@DIE-SPAMMER-SCUM@gmail.com> wrote:

>"Turby" <turbosurfer@beach.comber> wrote in message
>news:247e62la1rkqp7qm3tg2jie39h375ql277@4ax.com.. .
>> "Food...where's food...must find food...is that food?...blech! No!...
>> where's food...is that food? ummm, yummy...now, where's more food..."
>
>Hmmm... Kind of sounds like a teenager...
>

the food in question would have to be considered junk by anyone out of
their teens then. i should think a shark would be a healthier
eater...;)

"Greg Mossman" <mossman@qnet.com> wrote in message
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> "chilly" <slarson@shaw.canada> wrote in message
> news:SLA9g.160417$P01.42813@pd7tw3no...
>
> > Except for the eating part, you can do that as a diver.
>
> Why can't divers eat underwater? I've eaten a scallop that way, though I
> admit I haven't yet tried an entire fish or even a seal.
>
> > Get certified and then you can pretend to be a shark all you want.
>
> They even make shark fin hoods so one can be completely in disguise.

Although, you would have to remove your banana.

"Some Random Dude" <insane_at_large@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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> On Mon, 15 May 2006 06:26:50 GMT, "Grumman-581"
> <grumman581@DIE-SPAMMER-SCUM@gmail.com> wrote:
>
> >"Turby" <turbosurfer@beach.comber> wrote in message
> >news:247e62la1rkqp7qm3tg2jie39h375ql277@4ax.com.. .
> >> "Food...where's food...must find food...is that food?...blech! No!...
> >> where's food...is that food? ummm, yummy...now, where's more food..."
> >
> >Hmmm... Kind of sounds like a teenager...
> >
>
> the food in question would have to be considered junk by anyone out of
> their teens then. i should think a shark would be a healthier
> eater...;)

Have you ever seen what they pull out of a shark's belly?

"Chris Guynn" <chris.guynn@gmail.com> wrote in message
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>
>> the food in question would have to be considered junk by anyone out of
>> their teens then. i should think a shark would be a healthier
>> eater...;)
>
> Have you ever seen what they pull out of a shark's belly?

Have you ever seen what they pull out of a teenager's?

"Chris Guynn" <chris.guynn@gmail.com> wrote in message
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> "chilly" <slarson@shaw.canada> wrote in message
> news:SLA9g.160417$P01.42813@pd7tw3no...
> >
> > "i love sharks and want to be a shark"
> > <ilovesharks@ilovesharksandicecream.com> wrote in message
> > news:e46hb1$l7h$1@emma.aioe.org...
> > > swimmin around... eatin things... DOMINATING.
> > >
> > > it would be so freaking sweet. you could swim all around, and eat a
> > > bunch of stuff, and check out all that crap underwater.
> >
> > Except for the eating part, you can do that as a diver.
>
> I'm not a shark and trust me, I eat plenty of stuff.

While diving? Uh, SCUBA diving?

i love sharks and want to be a shark wrote:
> swimmin around... eatin things... DOMINATING...
> it would be so freaking awesome.

Sigh. Where's Will Borgeson when you need him?

SB

Thus spake "ajtessier" <ajtessier@worldnet.att.net> :

>That sounds like my dog! She must have been a shark in a past life.

Dog fish?

Sounds like just about every dog I've known. Very food motivated.

>
>Al
>
>"Turby" <turbosurfer@beach.comber> wrote in message
>news:247e62la1rkqp7qm3tg2jie39h375ql277@4ax.com.. .
>> On Sun, 14 May 2006 09:06:38 GMT, jw <jw@jw.net> wrote:
>>
>>>In article <l1md62t1nf4kso05se9sfq900l44euagbg@4ax.com>,
>>> Turby <turbosurfer@beach.comber> wrote:
>>>
>>>> On Sat, 13 May 2006 23:05:24 -0700, i love sharks and want to be a
>>>> shark <ilovesharks@ilovesharksandicecream.com> wrote:
>>>>
>>>> >swimmin around... eatin things... DOMINATING.
>>>> >
>>>> >it would be so freaking sweet. you could swim all around, and eat a
>>>> >bunch of stuff, and check out all that crap underwater.
>>>> >
>>>> >you could swim by coral, look at seaweed, battle squid, THRASH, scare
>>>> >fish and so on. you could go to the bathroom wherever you wanted. you
>>>> >could swim as fast or slow as you liked.
>>>> >
>>>> >it would be so freaking awesome.
>>>>
>>>> Well, you're getting close. You already have the intellectual capacity
>>>> of a shark.
>>>
>>>I was going to say he might enjoy it better if he'd had a brain...;)
>>
>> On second thought, I'd say the intellectual capacity of a shark is
>> more like:
>> "Food...where's food...must find food...is that food?...blech! No!...
>> where's food...is that food? ummm, yummy...now, where's more food..."
>>
>> --
>> Turby the Turbosurfer
>
--
dillon

I didn't climb to the top of the
food chain to become a vegetarian.

this is good read but a bit dry ... it lacks element of surprise ... please
re-write and re-submit :)

i give it 1 and a 1/2 stars

"i love sharks and want to be a shark"
<ilovesharks@ilovesharksandicecream.com> wrote in message
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> swimmin around... eatin things... DOMINATING.
>
> it would be so freaking sweet. you could swim all around, and eat a bunch
> of stuff, and check out all that crap underwater.
>
> you could swim by coral, look at seaweed, battle squid, THRASH, scare fish
> and so on. you could go to the bathroom wherever you wanted. you could
> swim as fast or slow as you liked.
>
> it would be so freaking awesome.