it would be so awesome to be a great white shark.

That sounds like my dog! She must have been a shark in a past life.

Al

"Turby" <turbosurfer@beach.comber> wrote in message
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> On Sun, 14 May 2006 09:06:38 GMT, jw <jw@jw.net> wrote:
>
>>In article <l1md62t1nf4kso05se9sfq900l44euagbg@4ax.com>,
>> Turby <turbosurfer@beach.comber> wrote:
>>
>>> On Sat, 13 May 2006 23:05:24 -0700, i love sharks and want to be a
>>> shark <ilovesharks@ilovesharksandicecream.com> wrote:
>>>
>>> >swimmin around... eatin things... DOMINATING.
>>> >
>>> >it would be so freaking sweet. you could swim all around, and eat a
>>> >bunch of stuff, and check out all that crap underwater.
>>> >
>>> >you could swim by coral, look at seaweed, battle squid, THRASH, scare
>>> >fish and so on. you could go to the bathroom wherever you wanted. you
>>> >could swim as fast or slow as you liked.
>>> >
>>> >it would be so freaking awesome.
>>>
>>> Well, you're getting close. You already have the intellectual capacity
>>> of a shark.
>>
>>I was going to say he might enjoy it better if he'd had a brain...;)
>
> On second thought, I'd say the intellectual capacity of a shark is
> more like:
> "Food...where's food...must find food...is that food?...blech! No!...
> where's food...is that food? ummm, yummy...now, where's more food..."
>
> --
> Turby the Turbosurfer

Some Random Dude wrote:
> On Mon, 15 May 2006 19:27:23 -0500, Joe English
> <joeenglish2@wisperhome.com> wrote:
>
>
>>Greg Mossman wrote:
>>
>>>"Chris Guynn" <chris.guynn@gmail.com> wrote in message
>>>news:k06ag.72561$F_3.24429@newssvr29.news.prodi gy.net...
>>>
>>>
>>>>>the food in question would have to be considered junk by anyone out of
>>>>>their teens then. i should think a shark would be a healthier
>>>>>eater...;)
>>>>
>>>>Have you ever seen what they pull out of a shark's belly?
>>>
>>>
>>>Have you ever seen what they pull out of a teenager's?
>>>
>>>
>>
>>actually I have
>
>
> any plastic buggels? maybe blue or danish? :)

Pizza and tacos

On Mon, 15 May 2006 20:34:06 -0500, Joe English
<joeenglish2@wisperhome.com> wrote:

>Some Random Dude wrote:
>> On Mon, 15 May 2006 19:27:23 -0500, Joe English
>> <joeenglish2@wisperhome.com> wrote:
>>
>>
>>>Greg Mossman wrote:
>>>
>>>>"Chris Guynn" <chris.guynn@gmail.com> wrote in message
>>>>news:k06ag.72561$F_3.24429@newssvr29.news.prod igy.net...
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>>>the food in question would have to be considered junk by anyone out of
>>>>>>their teens then. i should think a shark would be a healthier
>>>>>>eater...;)
>>>>>
>>>>>Have you ever seen what they pull out of a shark's belly?
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>Have you ever seen what they pull out of a teenager's?
>>>>
>>>>
>>>
>>>actually I have
>>
>>
>> any plastic buggels? maybe blue or danish? :)
>
>Pizza and tacos

hmm... you've made me hungry, time to visit pizza hutt :D

"chilly" <slarson@shaw.canada> wrote in message
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>
> "Chris Guynn" <chris.guynn@gmail.com> wrote in message
> news:TZ5ag.72556$F_3.6122@newssvr29.news.prodigy.n et...
> >
> > "chilly" <slarson@shaw.canada> wrote in message
> > news:SLA9g.160417$P01.42813@pd7tw3no...
> > >
> > > "i love sharks and want to be a shark"
> > > <ilovesharks@ilovesharksandicecream.com> wrote in message
> > > news:e46hb1$l7h$1@emma.aioe.org...
> > > > swimmin around... eatin things... DOMINATING.
> > > >
> > > > it would be so freaking sweet. you could swim all around, and eat a
> > > > bunch of stuff, and check out all that crap underwater.
> > >
> > > Except for the eating part, you can do that as a diver.
> >
> > I'm not a shark and trust me, I eat plenty of stuff.
>
> While diving? Uh, SCUBA diving?

If you read carefully, it never technically specifies "while diving" or
being underwater. There's three distinct pieces: swimming all around,
eating a bunch of stuff, and checking stuff out udnerwater. Pretty much I
can do all of that as a diver.

Thus spake "XPEH" <no_spamsky> :

>this is good read but a bit dry ... it lacks element of surprise ... please
>re-write and re-submit :)

Even a good drama requires a touch of humor. This just seems to lack
that.

>
>i give it 1 and a 1/2 stars
>
>"i love sharks and want to be a shark"
><ilovesharks@ilovesharksandicecream.com> wrote in message
>news:e46hb1$l7h$1@emma.aioe.org...
>> swimmin around... eatin things... DOMINATING.
>>
>> it would be so freaking sweet. you could swim all around, and eat a bunch
>> of stuff, and check out all that crap underwater.
>>
>> you could swim by coral, look at seaweed, battle squid, THRASH, scare fish
>> and so on. you could go to the bathroom wherever you wanted. you could
>> swim as fast or slow as you liked.
>>
>> it would be so freaking awesome.
>
--
dillon

I didn't climb to the top of the
food chain to become a vegetarian.

"Dillon Pyron" <dmpyronINVALID@austin.rr.com> wrote in message
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>>the food in question would have to be considered junk by anyone out of
>>their teens then. i should think a shark would be a healthier
>>eater...;)
>
> Never seen a Pizza Hut at 90 feet.

Now that underwater hotels seem to be proliferating, underwater Pizza Hut is
just around the corner.

can SLAPPY THE CLOWN help?

"Dillon Pyron" <dmpyronINVALID@austin.rr.com> wrote in message
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> Thus spake "XPEH" <no_spamsky> :
>
>>this is good read but a bit dry ... it lacks element of surprise ...
>>please
>>re-write and re-submit :)
>
> Even a good drama requires a touch of humor. This just seems to lack
> that.
>
>>
>>i give it 1 and a 1/2 stars
>>
>>"i love sharks and want to be a shark"
>><ilovesharks@ilovesharksandicecream.com> wrote in message
>>news:e46hb1$l7h$1@emma.aioe.org...
>>> swimmin around... eatin things... DOMINATING.
>>>
>>> it would be so freaking sweet. you could swim all around, and eat a
>>> bunch
>>> of stuff, and check out all that crap underwater.
>>>
>>> you could swim by coral, look at seaweed, battle squid, THRASH, scare
>>> fish
>>> and so on. you could go to the bathroom wherever you wanted. you could
>>> swim as fast or slow as you liked.
>>>
>>> it would be so freaking awesome.
>>
> --
> dillon
>
> I didn't climb to the top of the
> food chain to become a vegetarian.