it would be so awesome to be a great white shark.

swimmin around... eatin things... DOMINATING.

it would be so freaking sweet. you could swim all around, and eat a
bunch of stuff, and check out all that crap underwater.

you could swim by coral, look at seaweed, battle squid, THRASH, scare
fish and so on. you could go to the bathroom wherever you wanted. you
could swim as fast or slow as you liked.

it would be so freaking awesome.

"i love sharks and want to be a shark"
<ilovesharks@ilovesharksandicecream.com> wrote in message
news:e46hb1$l7h$1@emma.aioe.org...
> swimmin around... eatin things... DOMINATING.
>
> it would be so freaking sweet. you could swim all around, and eat a
> bunch of stuff, and check out all that crap underwater.

Except for the eating part, you can do that as a diver.

>
> you could swim by coral, look at seaweed, battle squid, THRASH, scare
> fish and so on. you could go to the bathroom wherever you wanted. you
> could swim as fast or slow as you liked.

You can do that as a diver too.

> it would be so freaking awesome.

Get certified and then you can pretend to be a shark all you want.

i love sharks and want to be a shark wrote:
> swimmin around... eatin things... DOMINATING.
>
> it would be so freaking sweet. you could swim all around, and eat a
> bunch of stuff, and check out all that crap underwater.
>
> you could swim by coral, look at seaweed, battle squid, THRASH, scare
> fish and so on. you could go to the bathroom wherever you wanted. you
> could swim as fast or slow as you liked.
>
> it would be so freaking awesome.

Would you get a laser for it's head?

On 14-May-2006, i love sharks and want to be a shark
<ilovesharks@ilovesharksandicecream.com> wrote:

> it would be so freaking sweet. you could swim all around, and eat a
> bunch of stuff, and check out all that crap underwater.
>
> you could swim by coral, look at seaweed, battle squid, THRASH, scare
> fish and so on. you could go to the bathroom wherever you wanted. you
> could swim as fast or slow as you liked.
>
> it would be so freaking awesome.

Until some human decided it was time for you to die

On Sun, 14 May 2006 09:06:38 GMT, jw <jw@jw.net> wrote:

>In article <l1md62t1nf4kso05se9sfq900l44euagbg@4ax.com>,
> Turby <turbosurfer@beach.comber> wrote:
>
>> On Sat, 13 May 2006 23:05:24 -0700, i love sharks and want to be a
>> shark <ilovesharks@ilovesharksandicecream.com> wrote:
>>
>> >swimmin around... eatin things... DOMINATING.
>> >
>> >it would be so freaking sweet. you could swim all around, and eat a
>> >bunch of stuff, and check out all that crap underwater.
>> >
>> >you could swim by coral, look at seaweed, battle squid, THRASH, scare
>> >fish and so on. you could go to the bathroom wherever you wanted. you
>> >could swim as fast or slow as you liked.
>> >
>> >it would be so freaking awesome.
>>
>> Well, you're getting close. You already have the intellectual capacity
>> of a shark.
>
>I was going to say he might enjoy it better if he'd had a brain...;)

On second thought, I'd say the intellectual capacity of a shark is
more like:
"Food...where's food...must find food...is that food?...blech! No!...
where's food...is that food? ummm, yummy...now, where's more food..."

--
Turby the Turbosurfer

In article <247e62la1rkqp7qm3tg2jie39h375ql277@4ax.com>,
Turby <turbosurfer@beach.comber> wrote:

> On Sun, 14 May 2006 09:06:38 GMT, jw <jw@jw.net> wrote:
>
> >In article <l1md62t1nf4kso05se9sfq900l44euagbg@4ax.com>,
> > Turby <turbosurfer@beach.comber> wrote:
> >
> >> On Sat, 13 May 2006 23:05:24 -0700, i love sharks and want to be a
> >> shark <ilovesharks@ilovesharksandicecream.com> wrote:
> >>
> >> >swimmin around... eatin things... DOMINATING.
> >> >
> >> >it would be so freaking sweet. you could swim all around, and eat a
> >> >bunch of stuff, and check out all that crap underwater.
> >> >
> >> >you could swim by coral, look at seaweed, battle squid, THRASH, scare
> >> >fish and so on. you could go to the bathroom wherever you wanted. you
> >> >could swim as fast or slow as you liked.
> >> >
> >> >it would be so freaking awesome.
> >>
> >> Well, you're getting close. You already have the intellectual capacity
> >> of a shark.
> >
> >I was going to say he might enjoy it better if he'd had a brain...;)
>
> On second thought, I'd say the intellectual capacity of a shark is
> more like:
> "Food...where's food...must find food...is that food?...blech! No!...
> where's food...is that food? ummm, yummy...now, where's more food..."

that and maybe looking for a mate when feeling so moved. after spitting
out a wetsuit!

-jw

i love sharks and want to be a shark wrote:
> swimmin around... eatin things... DOMINATING.
>
> it would be so freaking sweet. you could swim all around, and eat a
> bunch of stuff, and check out all that crap underwater.
>
> you could swim by coral, look at seaweed, battle squid, THRASH, scare
> fish and so on. you could go to the bathroom wherever you wanted. you
> could swim as fast or slow as you liked.
>
> it would be so freaking awesome.


I've seen Whitey, Charlie..
so while Whitey will eat surfers and divers.. just remember..
Whitey don't surf...

WoW can you send some of that my way...

i love sharks and want to be a shark wrote:
> swimmin around... eatin things... DOMINATING.
>
> it would be so freaking sweet. you could swim all around, and eat a
> bunch of stuff, and check out all that crap underwater.
>
> you could swim by coral, look at seaweed, battle squid, THRASH, scare
> fish and so on. you could go to the bathroom wherever you wanted. you
> could swim as fast or slow as you liked.
>
> it would be so freaking awesome.

"i love sharks and want to be a shark"
<ilovesharks@ilovesharksandicecream.com> wrote in message
news:e46hb1$l7h$1@emma.aioe.org...
> swimmin around... eatin things... DOMINATING.
>
> it would be so freaking sweet. you could swim all around, and eat a bunch
> of stuff, and check out all that crap underwater.
>
> you could swim by coral, look at seaweed, battle squid, THRASH, scare fish
> and so on. you could go to the bathroom wherever you wanted. you could
> swim as fast or slow as you liked.
>
> it would be so freaking awesome.





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"chilly" <slarson@shaw.canada> wrote in message
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> Except for the eating part, you can do that as a diver.

Why can't divers eat underwater? I've eaten a scallop that way, though I
admit I haven't yet tried an entire fish or even a seal.

> Get certified and then you can pretend to be a shark all you want.

They even make shark fin hoods so one can be completely in disguise.