AP: Lee Bell notorious trouble maker and rude ass from internet newsgroup dies

Lee Bell notorious trouble maker and rude ass from internet newsgroup
dies

By SARAH EL DEEB, Associated Press Writer

Today Lee Bell known as an unknowing offender and rude ass in an
internet newsgroup died today after scuba diving. He was apparently
pulling at a sharks wanker while masturbating, the shark annoyed by
this instantly turned around and ate him. Friends say he apparently
had the problem of annoying anything or anyone around him. More news
on this later, since this is the least important news we can possibly
bring you, nobody really cares.

Granted, on a scale of 1-10, its only around a 3.7, but at least its
from a new sockpuppet.

Do you think this DF knows what an EPRIB is?


-hh


Otter wrote:
> Lee Bell notorious trouble maker and rude ass from internet newsgroup
> dies
>
> By SARAH EL DEEB, Associated Press Writer
>
> Today Lee Bell known as an unknowing offender and rude ass in an
> internet newsgroup died today after scuba diving. He was apparently
> pulling at a sharks wanker while masturbating, the shark annoyed by
> this instantly turned around and ate him. Friends say he apparently
> had the problem of annoying anything or anyone around him. More news
> on this later, since this is the least important news we can possibly
> bring you, nobody really cares.

> Granted, on a scale of 1-10, its only around a 3.7, but at least its
> from a new sockpuppet.

> Do you think this DF knows what an EPRIB is?

If my suspicions are true, he knows only because I told him before. Few
people other than our beloved Dr. Ling could be this annoying, this quickly.
Interestingly, Bob is still not in my kill file. Otter is.

"Lee Bell" <pleebell2@bellsouth.net> wrote in message
news:luNrg.4923$IF2.29@bignews7.bellsouth.net...
> > Granted, on a scale of 1-10, its only around a 3.7, but at least its
> > from a new sockpuppet.
>
> > Do you think this DF knows what an EPRIB is?
>
> If my suspicions are true, he knows only because I told him before. Few
> people other than our beloved Dr. Ling could be this annoying, this
quickly.
> Interestingly, Bob is still not in my kill file. Otter is.

http://www.flayme.com/troll/

Scott wrote:
> "Lee Bell" <pleebell2@bellsouth.net> wrote in message
> news:luNrg.4923$IF2.29@bignews7.bellsouth.net...
>
>>>Granted, on a scale of 1-10, its only around a 3.7, but at least its
>>>from a new sockpuppet.
>>
>>>Do you think this DF knows what an EPRIB is?
>>
>>If my suspicions are true, he knows only because I told him before. Few
>>people other than our beloved Dr. Ling could be this annoying, this
>
> quickly.
>
>>Interestingly, Bob is still not in my kill file. Otter is.
>
>
> http://www.flayme.com/troll/
>

This best summarizes it from that website-

"Why do trolls do it?

I believe that most trolls are sad people, living their lonely lives
vicariously through those they see as strong and successful.

Disrupting a stable newsgroup gives the illusion of power, just as for a
few, stalking a strong person allows them to think they are strong, too.

For trolls, any response is 'recognition'; they are unable to
distinguish between irritation and admiration; their ego grows directly
in proportion to the response, regardless of the form or content of that
response.

Trolls, rather surprisingly, dispute this, claiming that it's a game or
joke; this merely confirms the diagnosis; how sad do you have to be to
find such mind-numbingly trivial timewasting to be funny?

Remember that trolls are cowards; they'll usually post just enough to
get an argument going, then sit back and count the responses (Yes,
that's what they do!). "

On Sat, 08 Jul 2006 11:04:22 -0400, nitespark <nitespark@cox.net>
wrote:

>
>
>Scott wrote:
>> "Lee Bell" <pleebell2@bellsouth.net> wrote in message
>> news:luNrg.4923$IF2.29@bignews7.bellsouth.net...
>>
>>>>Granted, on a scale of 1-10, its only around a 3.7, but at least its
>>>>from a new sockpuppet.
>>>
>>>>Do you think this DF knows what an EPRIB is?
>>>
>>>If my suspicions are true, he knows only because I told him before. Few
>>>people other than our beloved Dr. Ling could be this annoying, this
>>
>> quickly.
>>
>>>Interestingly, Bob is still not in my kill file. Otter is.
>>
>>
>> http://www.flayme.com/troll/
>>
>
>This best summarizes it from that website-
>
>"Why do trolls do it?
>
>I believe that most trolls are sad people, living their lonely lives
>vicariously through those they see as strong and successful.
>
>Disrupting a stable newsgroup gives the illusion of power, just as for a
>few, stalking a strong person allows them to think they are strong, too.
>
>For trolls, any response is 'recognition'; they are unable to
>distinguish between irritation and admiration; their ego grows directly
>in proportion to the response, regardless of the form or content of that
>response.
>
>Trolls, rather surprisingly, dispute this, claiming that it's a game or
>joke; this merely confirms the diagnosis; how sad do you have to be to
>find such mind-numbingly trivial timewasting to be funny?
>
>Remember that trolls are cowards; they'll usually post just enough to
>get an argument going, then sit back and count the responses (Yes,
>that's what they do!). "

Wow that was deep. We almost got 100 up there. When we reach it we are
gonna partay like it's 1999!

"-hh" <recscuba_google@huntzinger.com> wrote:

>Granted, on a scale of 1-10, its only around a 3.7, but at least its
>from a new sockpuppet.
>
>Do you think this DF knows what an EPRIB is?
>
>-hh
>

In case someone wants to google the acronym it is "EPIRB"

You may also look into "PLB" and "ELT" for similar systems.

Ron Lee

Wwwwhat twat?
"Otter" <otter@james.com> wrote in message
news:3pgua2liqlr1pjphvruqkip5e5i8kvr93b@4ax.com...
> Lee Bell notorious trouble maker and rude ass from internet newsgroup
> dies
>
> By SARAH EL DEEB, Associated Press Writer
>
> Today Lee Bell known as an unknowing offender and rude ass in an
> internet newsgroup died today after scuba diving. He was apparently
> pulling at a sharks wanker while masturbating, the shark annoyed by
> this instantly turned around and ate him. Friends say he apparently
> had the problem of annoying anything or anyone around him. More news
> on this later, since this is the least important news we can possibly
> bring you, nobody really cares.

On Sat, 8 Jul 2006 08:25:13 -0400, "Lee Bell"
<pleebell2@bellsouth.net> wrote:
> If my suspicions are true, he knows only because I told him before. Few
> people other than our beloved Dr. Ling could be this annoying, this quickly.
> Interestingly, Bob is still not in my kill file. Otter is.

Bob is just irritating, but not an idiot... This troll doesn't even
have that going for him...

"Michael Wolf" wrote

>> If my suspicions are true, he knows only because I told him before. Few
>> people other than our beloved Dr. Ling could be this annoying, this
>> quickly. Interestingly, Bob is still not in my kill file. Otter is.

> How about introducing them to each other?

Bob would accuse me of being part of another conspiracy. No thanks.

Lee