NEXT SATURDAY.

MARK YOUR CALENDAR FOR NEXT SATURDAY.

As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman
other than his wife naked, and that he must commit suicide if he does. So
next Saturday at 4 PM. eastern time all American women are asked to walk out
of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood
terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this
anti-terrorist effort.

All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to
prove they are not Muslims, and to demonstrate they think it's okay to see
nude women other than their wife and to show support for all American women.

Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is
further proof of your anti-Muslim sentiment.

The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and
applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.

God bless America.

It is your patriotic duty to pass this on.



Thank you for your support,

Bill Clinton



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You can get much further with a kind word and a gun
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