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Old 03-26-2007, 08:35 PM
Joe English
 
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Default OT:Gun Refresher Course

Some of you need this - I think you can figure out who

* FIREARMS REFRESHER COURSE
*
1. An armed man or woman is a citizen. An unarmed man or woman is a
subject.

2. A gun in the hand is better than a cop on the phone.

3. Colt: The original point and click interface.

4. Gun control is not about guns; it's about control.

5. If guns are outlawed, can we use swords?

6. If guns cause crime, then pencils cause misspelled words.

7. "Free" men do not ask permission to bear arms.

8. If you don't know your rights you don't have any.

9. Those who trade liberty for security have neither.

10. The United States Constitution (c) 1791. All Rights reserved.

11. What part of "shall not be infringed" do you not understand?

12. The Second Amendment is in place in case the politicians ignore
the others.

13. 64,999,987 firearms owners killed no one yesterday.

14. Guns only have two enemies: rust and politicians.

15. Know guns, know peace, know safety. No guns, no peace, no safety.

16. You don't shoot to kill; you shoot to stay alive.

17. 911 - government sponsored Dial-a-Prayer.

18. Assault is a behavior, not a device.

19. Criminals love gun control -- it makes their jobs safer.

20. If guns cause crime, then matches cause arson.

21. Only a government that is afraid of its citizens tries to control
them.

22. You only have the rights you are willing to fight for.

23. Enforce the "gun control laws" we ALREADY have, don't make more.

24. When you remove the people's right to bear arms, you create slaves.

25. The American Revolution would never have happened with gun control.

26. "A government of the people, by the people, for the people..."
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Old 03-26-2007, 08:35 PM
Lee Bell
 
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Default Re: OT:Gun Refresher Course

1911, when 911 isn't enough.

Lee


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Old 03-26-2007, 08:35 PM
bob crownfield
 
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Default Re: OT:Gun Refresher Course

Lee Bell wrote:
> 1911, when 911 isn't enough.


faster and more positive, too.


>
> Lee
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Old 03-26-2007, 08:35 PM
Douglas W \Popeye\ Frederick
 
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"Joe English" <joeenglish2@wisperhome.com> wrote in message
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> Some of you need this - I think you can figure out who


> 13. 64,999,987 firearms owners killed no one yesterday.



That's the big one for "open minded" Canadians.

That's like, 65 -MILLION-, right?

Thanks.


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Old 03-26-2007, 08:35 PM
Carl Nisarel
 
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Go gcreime na péisteoga do cheann Joe English <joeenglish2@wisperhome.com>:

> 7. "Free" men do not ask permission to bear arms.


Mike Shelley demonstrated that he knows he's not a "Free" man.

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Old 03-26-2007, 08:35 PM
RecScubaPoster
 
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Douglas W "Popeye" Frederick wrote:
> "Joe English" <joeenglish2@wisperhome.com> wrote in message
> news:45777890$0$2530$ec3e2dad@news.usenetmonster.c om...
> > Some of you need this - I think you can figure out who

>
> > 13. 64,999,987 firearms owners killed no one yesterday.

>
>
> That's the big one for "open minded" Canadians.
>
> That's like, 65 -MILLION-, right?
>
> Thanks.


Got that ticket to Iraq yet Bubba?

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Old 03-26-2007, 08:35 PM
GrumpyOldMan
 
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"RecScubaPoster" <recscubaposter@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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> Got that ticket to Iraq yet Bubba?


And your excuse is that they won't allow you to wear your apron?


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Old 03-26-2007, 08:35 PM
JOF
 
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Joe English wrote:
> Some of you need this - I think you can figure out who


1. An armed man or woman is a citizen. An unarmed man or woman is a
double amputee.

> 2. A gun in the hand is better than a cop on the phone.


Of course. You can't fall off the gun.

> 5. If guns are outlawed, can we use swords?


What's wrong with using your head instead?

> 6. If guns cause crime, then pencils cause misspelled words.


Ban pencils now!

> 7. "Free" men do not ask permission to bear arms.


So what's up with the NRA?

> 8. If you don't know your rights you don't have any.


Actually, you do. That's what laws are about.

> 11. What part of "shall not be infringed" do you not understand?


The misunderstood part.

> 13. 64,999,987 firearms owners killed no one yesterday.


How many did?

> 14. Guns only have two enemies: rust and politicians.


Well, there are quite a few million citizens too, but who's counting?

> 15. Know guns, know peace, know safety. No guns, no peace, no safety.


No guns, know peace, know safety.

> 17. 911 - government sponsored Dial-a-Prayer.


I wish the govt would answer my prayer for a 911. An old Targa would be
fine.

> 24. When you remove the people's right to bear arms, you make the bears happy.


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Old 03-26-2007, 08:35 PM
Scott
 
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"GrumpyOldMan" <GrumpyOldMan@spam-me-not.de> wrote in message
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> And your excuse is that they won't allow you to wear your apron?


Nothing special, typical far left moonbat never-was-couldnt.

The Islamic Fascists would cut his head off first.

Has to cast aspersions on those who did something, once, other than dishes
and laundry.

Just enough of a lowlife to work hard to make the US lose this war, and then
blame others for it.

You know the drill.


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Old 03-26-2007, 08:35 PM
GrumpyOldMan
 
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"JOF" <jofrancis@gmail.com> wrote in message
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> Of course. You can't fall off the gun.


And a gun never has to take a donut break.

> The misunderstood part.


Some of us do not have a problem understanding it. Perhaps the problem is
with those of you who are obviously having the comprehension problem?


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