Must have been a Canadian criminal.

OK, so he probably wasn't Canadian, but he was certainly inept enough to
have been. This comes to us from Wichita Kansas.

A botched kidnapping ended with one of the assailants shooting himself. The
man stuck his gun in his pants, causing it to go off, hitting him the left
testicle. He cringed, causing the gun to go off again, this time hitting
him in his left calf. He walked to the hospital for treatment.

Lee

"Lee Bell" <pleebell2@bellsouth.net> wrote in message
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> OK, so he probably wasn't Canadian, but he was certainly inept enough to
> have been. This comes to us from Wichita Kansas.

> A botched kidnapping ended with one of the assailants shooting himself.
The
> man stuck his gun in his pants, causing it to go off, hitting him the left
> testicle. He cringed, causing the gun to go off again, this time hitting
> him in his left calf. He walked to the hospital for treatment.

Man, it just doesnt get better.

Good thing it wasnt a .50, eh?

Scott wrote

>> OK, so he probably wasn't Canadian, but he was certainly inept enough to
>> have been. This comes to us from Wichita Kansas.

>> A botched kidnapping ended with one of the assailants shooting himself.
>> The man stuck his gun in his pants, causing it to go off, hitting him the
>> left
>> testicle. He cringed, causing the gun to go off again, this time hitting
>> him in his left calf. He walked to the hospital for treatment.

> Man, it just doesnt get better. Good thing it wasnt a .50, eh?

Wow. You got that one right.

Lee

Scott wrote:
> "Lee Bell" <pleebell2@bellsouth.net> wrote in message
> news:8QQ6h.286$gV2.192@bignews6.bellsouth.net...
>
>>Scott wrote
>
>
>>>Man, it just doesnt get better. Good thing it wasnt a .50, eh?
>>
>>Wow. You got that one right.
>
>
> Man, it just doesnt get better.
>
> One in the bag, one in the leg, and he walks to the hospital.
>
> Shit, he should run for President on the Democrat ticket.
>
>
or gone hunting with Cheney

"Joe English" <joeenglish2@wisperhome.com> wrote in message
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> Scott wrote:
> > "Lee Bell" <pleebell2@bellsouth.net> wrote in message
> > news:8QQ6h.286$gV2.192@bignews6.bellsouth.net...
> >
> >>Scott wrote
> >
> >
> >>>Man, it just doesnt get better. Good thing it wasnt a .50, eh?
> >>
> >>Wow. You got that one right.
> >
> >
> > Man, it just doesnt get better.
> >
> > One in the bag, one in the leg, and he walks to the hospital.
> >
> > Shit, he should run for President on the Democrat ticket.
> >
> >
> or gone hunting with Cheney

Yeah, but at least this way he is still pretty for the guys in the yard.

Thus spake "Scott" <pugetsounddiver@gmail.com> :

>
>"Lee Bell" <pleebell2@bellsouth.net> wrote in message
>news:8QQ6h.286$gV2.192@bignews6.bellsouth.net.. .
>> Scott wrote
>
>> > Man, it just doesnt get better. Good thing it wasnt a .50, eh?
>>
>> Wow. You got that one right.
>
>Man, it just doesnt get better.
>
>One in the bag, one in the leg, and he walks to the hospital.
>
>Shit, he should run for President on the Democrat ticket.

Because he blew half his brains away?
--
dillon

If you can't figure out how to unmunge my
address, email me and I'll explain it.

"Dillon Pyron" <dmpyronINVALID@austin.rr.com> wrote in message
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> Thus spake "Scott" <pugetsounddiver@gmail.com> :
>
> >
> >"Lee Bell" <pleebell2@bellsouth.net> wrote in message
> >news:8QQ6h.286$gV2.192@bignews6.bellsouth.net.. .
> >> Scott wrote
> >
> >> > Man, it just doesnt get better. Good thing it wasnt a .50, eh?
> >>
> >> Wow. You got that one right.
> >
> >Man, it just doesnt get better.
> >
> >One in the bag, one in the leg, and he walks to the hospital.
> >
> >Shit, he should run for President on the Democrat ticket.
>
> Because he blew half his brains away?

<cough>

2 AD's resulting in self inflicted wounds...

On Nov 16, 12:22 am, "Lee Bell" <pleebe...@bellsouth.net> wrote:
> Scott wrote
>
> >> OK, so he probably wasn't Canadian, but he was certainly inept enough to
> >> have been. This comes to us from Wichita Kansas.
> >> A botched kidnapping ended with one of the assailants shooting himself.
> >> The man stuck his gun in his pants, causing it to go off, hitting him the
> >> left
> >> testicle. He cringed, causing the gun to go off again, this time hitting
> >> him in his left calf. He walked to the hospital for treatment.
> > Man, it just doesnt get better. Good thing it wasnt a .50, eh?Wow. You got that one right.
>
> Lee

Too bad he didn't shoot the other one off, would have been evolution in
action....