Spare Air?

Have you heard of Spare Air, a hose-less self-rescue alternative to
buddy breathing if you run out of air while diving? If not, there's a
gear review of it on WetDawg.com. To check it out, click on the link
below.

http://www.wetdawg.com/pages/under_home.php

Cheers,
T

nnowakow@hotmail.com stopped playing nethack just long enough to say:
>Have you heard of Spare Air, a hose-less self-rescue alternative to
>buddy breathing if you run out of air while diving?

Have you heard of SPAM, a highly effective way to ensure that people
do not purchase whatever thing it is you are trying to sell?

-JimG

--
Jim Greenlee (jkg@cc.gatech.edu) If A equals Success, then the formula
College of Computing is A = X+Y+Z, where X is "work", Y is
Georgia Tech, Atlanta, GA 30332 "play", and Z is "keep your mouth shut"

Natasha wrote:
>
> Have you heard of Spare Air, a hose-less self-rescue alternative to
> buddy breathing if you run out of air while diving?

You've misspelled 'use-less'; it doesn't have an H...

Secondly, have you heard of an SPG and grey matter, it's a bio-mechanical
alternative to stupidity?


SPARE AIR Quote...
"Next time you find yourself running out of air on a dive, forget
buddy breathing. Use Spare Air, ..."

Ok, so make up yer mind, are you just "running out" or are you actually "out"?
One would assume the intended meaning is 'out of air'.

Oh, and what's with this "Next time" thingy anyways? Whadaya mean next time? I
mean, how many freaken times is some dip shit gonna run outta air before he/she
figures out how to use an SPG? Those kinda folks shouldn't be allowed to
procreate, let alone be left with important purchasing decisions for proper life
support equipment.

--
Randy F. Milak
~Spare Air's 'bout as useful as a mule's gonads on a hot summer's day!~

You'll need two, then, because they're half off.

Nitespark left this mess on Fri, 27 Jun 2003 14:40:46 -0400 for The Way to clean
up:
>
>Thank you...I'll take one.
>
>de Valois wrote:
>> Psst. I got asbestos blankets, half off.
>>
>>Nitespark left this mess on Fri, 27 Jun 2003 12:52:11 -0400 for The Way to clean
>> up:
>>
>>>DUCK!!!! Incoming!!!!!!
>>>
>>>Natasha wrote:
>>>
>>>>Have you heard of Spare Air, a hose-less self-rescue alternative to
>>>>buddy breathing if you run out of air while diving? If not, there's a
>>>>gear review of it on WetDawg.com. To check it out, click on the link
>>>>below.
>>>>
>>>>http://www.wetdawg.com/pages/under_home.php
>>>>
>>>>Cheers,
>>>>T
>>>
>>
>> Tao te Carl
>>
>> "Jesus, just because it's a newsgroup doesn't mean you have to act like
>> adolescents." - Jon C.
>>
>

Tao te Carl

"Jesus, just because it's a newsgroup doesn't mean you have to act like
adolescents." - Jon C.

I'll trade you one oxygen pill for one complete blanket.

de Valois wrote:
> You'll need two, then, because they're half off.
>
> Nitespark left this mess on Fri, 27 Jun 2003 14:40:46 -0400 for The Way to clean
> up:
>
>>Thank you...I'll take one.
>>
>>de Valois wrote:
>>
>>>Psst. I got asbestos blankets, half off.
>>>
>>>Nitespark left this mess on Fri, 27 Jun 2003 12:52:11 -0400 for The Way to clean
>>>up:
>>>
>>>
>>>>DUCK!!!! Incoming!!!!!!
>>>>
>>>>Natasha wrote:
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>>Have you heard of Spare Air, a hose-less self-rescue alternative to
>>>>>buddy breathing if you run out of air while diving? If not, there's a
>>>>>gear review of it on WetDawg.com. To check it out, click on the link
>>>>>below.
>>>>>
>>>>>http://www.wetdawg.com/pages/under_home.php
>>>>>
>>>>>Cheers,
>>>>>T
>>>>
>>>Tao te Carl
>>>
>>>"Jesus, just because it's a newsgroup doesn't mean you have to act like
>>>adolescents." - Jon C.
>>>
>>
>
> Tao te Carl
>
> "Jesus, just because it's a newsgroup doesn't mean you have to act like
> adolescents." - Jon C.
>

Natasha wrote

> Have you heard of Spare Air, a hose-less self-rescue alternative to
> buddy breathing if you run out of air while diving? If not, there's a
> gear review of it on WetDawg.com. To check it out, click on the link
> below.

Upside: Can save your life!
Downside: Not having it with you
Rating: ^^^^^ (5 out of 5 peaks)
Ideal User: Great idea for divers of all levels and abilities

Wow, what a great idea ! Wonder why we never heard of it before . . . and
it got a 5 out of 5 from that world famous diver, Lynn Sheldon. How
wonderful is that ! It's just the device I've been looking for. If I ran
out of gas, say on a 150 foot deco dive, I could hook this puppy up to my
DSMB and send it off to the surface . . . to mark the spot where they can
recover my gear from my body.

Here's a hint, Natasha. Spare Air was invented for pilots so that they
could get out of a sinking chopper and back to the surface alive. It is
generally considered by divers to be close to useless or worse. It does not
contain enough gas to make a safe ascent from what is commonly called the
"recreational depth limit" and will surely prove inadequate for any
decompression diving, something more than a few of us do. Sorry, but Mr.
Sheldon has sold the publication a bill of goods. When it comes to diving,
his resume is highly suspect.

Lee

Natasha wrote:
>
> Have you heard of Spare Air, a hose-less self-rescue > alternative to
> buddy breathing if you run out of air while diving?

(... Natasha breathlessly whispered...)

Let me check GOOGLE Groups and I'll let you know if any divers have
anything good or bad to say about it.

Whoops, they don't think it's a good idea. They say it stinks like a wet
dog.

In article <f9825411.0306270741.4820a9a9@posting.google.com >,
nnowakow@hotmail.com says...
> Have you heard of Spare Air, a hose-less self-rescue alternative to
> buddy breathing if you run out of air while diving? If not, there's a
> gear review of it on WetDawg.com. To check it out, click on the link
> below.

Yes Natasha, keep up this level of intelligence - moose and squirrel are
still safe.

Throw in a spare air, and I'll toss in this sky hook I got lying around.

Nitespark left this mess on Fri, 27 Jun 2003 16:28:59 -0400 for The Way to clean
up:
>
>I'll trade you one oxygen pill for one complete blanket.
>
>de Valois wrote:
>> You'll need two, then, because they're half off.
>>
>>Nitespark left this mess on Fri, 27 Jun 2003 14:40:46 -0400 for The Way to clean
>> up:
>>
>>>Thank you...I'll take one.
>>>
>>>de Valois wrote:
>>>
>>>>Psst. I got asbestos blankets, half off.
>>>>
>>>>Nitespark left this mess on Fri, 27 Jun 2003 12:52:11 -0400 for The Way to clean
>>>>up:
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>>DUCK!!!! Incoming!!!!!!
>>>>>
>>>>>Natasha wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>>Have you heard of Spare Air, a hose-less self-rescue alternative to
>>>>>>buddy breathing if you run out of air while diving? If not, there's a
>>>>>>gear review of it on WetDawg.com. To check it out, click on the link
>>>>>>below.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>http://www.wetdawg.com/pages/under_home.php
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Cheers,
>>>>>>T
>>>>>
>>>>Tao te Carl
>>>>
>>>>"Jesus, just because it's a newsgroup doesn't mean you have to act like
>>>>adolescents." - Jon C.
>>>>
>>>
>>
>> Tao te Carl
>>
>> "Jesus, just because it's a newsgroup doesn't mean you have to act like
>> adolescents." - Jon C.
>>
>

Tao te Carl

"Jesus, just because it's a newsgroup doesn't mean you have to act like
adolescents." - Jon C.

Hey!!! You're trying to rip me off. You gotta include some headlight
fluid before I will even think about that deal.

de Valois wrote:
> Throw in a spare air, and I'll toss in this sky hook I got lying around.
>
> Nitespark left this mess on Fri, 27 Jun 2003 16:28:59 -0400 for The Way to clean
> up:
>
>>I'll trade you one oxygen pill for one complete blanket.
>>
>>de Valois wrote:
>>
>>>You'll need two, then, because they're half off.
>>>
>>>Nitespark left this mess on Fri, 27 Jun 2003 14:40:46 -0400 for The Way to clean
>>>up:
>>>
>>>
>>>>Thank you...I'll take one.
>>>>
>>>>de Valois wrote:
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>>Psst. I got asbestos blankets, half off.
>>>>>
>>>>>Nitespark left this mess on Fri, 27 Jun 2003 12:52:11 -0400 for The Way to clean
>>>>>up:
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>>DUCK!!!! Incoming!!!!!!
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Natasha wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Have you heard of Spare Air, a hose-less self-rescue alternative to
>>>>>>>buddy breathing if you run out of air while diving? If not, there's a
>>>>>>>gear review of it on WetDawg.com. To check it out, click on the link
>>>>>>>below.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>http://www.wetdawg.com/pages/under_home.php
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Cheers,
>>>>>>>T
>>>>>>
>>>>>Tao te Carl
>>>>>
>>>>>"Jesus, just because it's a newsgroup doesn't mean you have to act like
>>>>>adolescents." - Jon C.
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>Tao te Carl
>>>
>>>"Jesus, just because it's a newsgroup doesn't mean you have to act like
>>>adolescents." - Jon C.
>>>
>>
>
> Tao te Carl
>
> "Jesus, just because it's a newsgroup doesn't mean you have to act like
> adolescents." - Jon C.
>