Top 10 Signs You Need a New Wetsuit

Nope. It all starts out with your fins. Too many people underestimate their
fins. They're the things hanging out in the corner while your doing your
beers and run-runners (and G*d knows what else). Even when your out doing
the 'dirty', they're there waiting for ya. It just takes that one little
spill and they're ticked. Well, guess what's sitting not too far from your
fins.....it's your WET SUIT. These guys talk!!! They get to be buddies and
your fins position themselves so that they then drip on your wetsuit, which
ticks it off. But your wetsuit is not sure if it should be madder at the
fins or you. Sooo, you climb in your wetsuit for your a.m. dive not aware
that said wetsuit is a bit silly and dehydrated....... and it CONTRICTS just
to piss you off............

Say Goodnight Kristyna..........

--
Kristyna
I'm not a bow bitch d*mn it, I'm a hood ornament
"de Valois" <devalois@nailedandused.com> wrote in message
news:bgc9k702rfi@drn.newsguy.com...
> Damn.
>
> Breathalyzer?
>
> "Kristyna" left this mess on Thu, 31 Jul 2003 22:48:52 GMT for The Way to
clean
> up:
> >
> >Nope, but *it* still knows....got another guess ??
> >
> >--
> >Kristyna
> >I'm not a bow bitch d*mn it, I'm a hood ornament
> >"de Valois" <devalois@nailedandused.com> wrote in message
> >news:bgbjkq0h6g@drn.newsguy.com...
> >> "Limey left this mess on Thu, 31 Jul 2003 16:27:41 GMT for The Way to
> >clean up:
> >> >
> >> >
> >> > I like
> >> >> how you phrase that : your wetsuit shrunk. Mine did too. Think it
has
> >> >> anything to do with the beers and rum-runners ??
> >> >
> >> >I think it has *everything* to do with the beers and rum-runners. I
just
> >> >can't figger out how my wetsuit knows I'm drinking them!
> >> >
> >>
> >> You *pee* in it, dontcha?
> >>
> >> Tao te Carl
> >>
> >> "It takes a village to have an idiot." - Carl (c) 2003
> >>
> >
> >
>
> Tao te Carl
>
> "It takes a village to have an idiot." - Carl (c) 2003
>

"Kristyna" left this mess on Fri, 01 Aug 2003 04:30:32 GMT for The Way to clean
up:
>
>Nope. It all starts out with your fins. Too many people underestimate their
>fins. They're the things hanging out in the corner while your doing your
>beers and run-runners (and G*d knows what else). Even when your out doing
>the 'dirty', they're there waiting for ya. It just takes that one little
>spill and they're ticked. Well, guess what's sitting not too far from your
>fins.....it's your WET SUIT. These guys talk!!! They get to be buddies and
>your fins position themselves so that they then drip on your wetsuit, which
>ticks it off. But your wetsuit is not sure if it should be madder at the
>fins or you. Sooo, you climb in your wetsuit for your a.m. dive not aware
>that said wetsuit is a bit silly and dehydrated....... and it CONTRICTS just
>to piss you off............
>

Oh, see, I was going to go with the reg as a breathalyzer...but the rest is
similar to your scenario: reg gets pissed off at morning-after breath when you
first test it after you turn your tank on, rats you out to your mask, your mask
rats you out to your BC, and then your BC, realizing that it would be quite
happy if you and your beer-sweats were kept as far away from it as possible,
instructs the wet suit to constrict.

Maybe it was the octo. That's why I dive with an Air II :)

>Say Goodnight Kristyna..........
>
>--
>Kristyna
>I'm not a bow bitch d*mn it, I'm a hood ornament
>"de Valois" <devalois@nailedandused.com> wrote in message
>news:bgc9k702rfi@drn.newsguy.com...
>> Damn.
>>
>> Breathalyzer?
>>
>> "Kristyna" left this mess on Thu, 31 Jul 2003 22:48:52 GMT for The Way to
>clean
>> up:
>> >
>> >Nope, but *it* still knows....got another guess ??
>> >
>> >--
>> >Kristyna
>> >I'm not a bow bitch d*mn it, I'm a hood ornament
>> >"de Valois" <devalois@nailedandused.com> wrote in message
>> >news:bgbjkq0h6g@drn.newsguy.com...
>> >> "Limey left this mess on Thu, 31 Jul 2003 16:27:41 GMT for The Way to
>> >clean up:
>> >> >
>> >> >
>> >> > I like
>> >> >> how you phrase that : your wetsuit shrunk. Mine did too. Think it
>has
>> >> >> anything to do with the beers and rum-runners ??
>> >> >
>> >> >I think it has *everything* to do with the beers and rum-runners. I
>just
>> >> >can't figger out how my wetsuit knows I'm drinking them!
>> >> >
>> >>
>> >> You *pee* in it, dontcha?
>> >>
>> >> Tao te Carl
>> >>
>> >> "It takes a village to have an idiot." - Carl (c) 2003
>> >>
>> >
>> >
>>
>> Tao te Carl
>>
>> "It takes a village to have an idiot." - Carl (c) 2003
>>
>
>

Tao te Carl

"It takes a village to have an idiot." - Carl (c) 2003

"Greg Mossman" <mossman@qnet.com> wrote in message
news:viils2mhghhn26@corp.supernews.com...
> "Limey Dave" <davidflies@worldnonet.crapatt.net> wrote in message
> news:1sbWa.78450$3o3.5396187@bgtnsc05-news.ops.worldnet.att.net...
>
> > I think it has *everything* to do with the beers and rum-runners. I just
> > can't figger out how my wetsuit knows I'm drinking them!
>
> Urinalysis?
>
>
I walked into that one.....

Dave.

"Limey left this mess on Fri, 01 Aug 2003 16:07:10 GMT for The Way to clean up:
>
>
>"de Valois" <devalois@nailedandused.com> wrote in message
>news:bgbjkq0h6g@drn.newsguy.com...
>> "Limey left this mess on Thu, 31 Jul 2003 16:27:41 GMT for The Way to
>clean up:
>> >
>> >
>> > I like
>> >> how you phrase that : your wetsuit shrunk. Mine did too. Think it has
>> >> anything to do with the beers and rum-runners ??
>> >
>> >I think it has *everything* to do with the beers and rum-runners. I just
>> >can't figger out how my wetsuit knows I'm drinking them!
>> >
>>
>> You *pee* in it, dontcha?
>>
>>
>Erm.........what's that about pleading the fifth?
>

There's only two kinds of people when it comes to this: those who do and those
who lie.

Tao te Carl

"It takes a village to have an idiot." - Carl (c) 2003

"de Valois" <devalois@nailedandused.com> wrote in message
news:bgdo5i01bil@drn.newsguy.com...
> "Kristyna" left this mess on Fri, 01 Aug 2003 04:30:32 GMT for The Way to
clean
> up:
> Oh, see, I was going to go with the reg as a breathalyzer...but the rest
is
> similar to your scenario: reg gets pissed off at morning-after breath
............

Damn, you people are rookies. Morning after breath??? Haven't you ever
heard of a pre-dive bloody mary?

Dave.

"de Valois" <devalois@nailedandused.com> wrote in message
news:bge3gt02ie8@drn.newsguy.com...
> "Limey left this mess on Fri, 01 Aug 2003 16:07:10 GMT for The Way to
clean up:
> >
> >
> >"de Valois" <devalois@nailedandused.com> wrote in message
> >news:bgbjkq0h6g@drn.newsguy.com...
> >> "Limey left this mess on Thu, 31 Jul 2003 16:27:41 GMT for The Way to
> >clean up:
> >> >
> >> >
> >> > I like
> >> >> how you phrase that : your wetsuit shrunk. Mine did too. Think it
has
> >> >> anything to do with the beers and rum-runners ??
> >> >
> >> >I think it has *everything* to do with the beers and rum-runners. I
just
> >> >can't figger out how my wetsuit knows I'm drinking them!
> >> >
> >>
> >> You *pee* in it, dontcha?
> >>
> >>
> >Erm.........what's that about pleading the fifth?
> >
>
> There's only two kinds of people when it comes to this: those who do and
those
> who lie.
>
>
I figgered it came down to two different skill levels, those that can pee
while swimming and nobody know about it......and those that can't!

Dave.

"Limey left this mess on Fri, 01 Aug 2003 17:34:35 GMT for The Way to clean up:
>
>
>"de Valois" <devalois@nailedandused.com> wrote in message
>news:bge3gt02ie8@drn.newsguy.com...
>> "Limey left this mess on Fri, 01 Aug 2003 16:07:10 GMT for The Way to
>clean up:
>> >
>> >
>> >"de Valois" <devalois@nailedandused.com> wrote in message
>> >news:bgbjkq0h6g@drn.newsguy.com...
>> >> "Limey left this mess on Thu, 31 Jul 2003 16:27:41 GMT for The Way to
>> >clean up:
>> >> >
>> >> >
>> >> > I like
>> >> >> how you phrase that : your wetsuit shrunk. Mine did too. Think it
>has
>> >> >> anything to do with the beers and rum-runners ??
>> >> >
>> >> >I think it has *everything* to do with the beers and rum-runners. I
>just
>> >> >can't figger out how my wetsuit knows I'm drinking them!
>> >> >
>> >>
>> >> You *pee* in it, dontcha?
>> >>
>> >>
>> >Erm.........what's that about pleading the fifth?
>> >
>>
>> There's only two kinds of people when it comes to this: those who do and
>those
>> who lie.
>>
>>
>I figgered it came down to two different skill levels, those that can pee
>while swimming and nobody know about it......and those that can't!
>

Hell, they send me in to warm the water up first, so you think I care they
know???? :)

Tao te Carl

"It takes a village to have an idiot." - Carl (c) 2003

LOL - just had to one up me huh. BTW, my BC is much more scared of
Bacardi-sweats

--
Kristyna
I'm not a bow bitch d*mn it, I'm a hood ornament
"de Valois" <devalois@nailedandused.com> wrote in message
news:bgdo5i01bil@drn.newsguy.com...
> "Kristyna" left this mess on Fri, 01 Aug 2003 04:30:32 GMT for The Way to
clean
> up:
> >
> >Nope. It all starts out with your fins. Too many people underestimate
their
> >fins. They're the things hanging out in the corner while your doing your
> >beers and run-runners (and G*d knows what else). Even when your out doing
> >the 'dirty', they're there waiting for ya. It just takes that one little
> >spill and they're ticked. Well, guess what's sitting not too far from
your
> >fins.....it's your WET SUIT. These guys talk!!! They get to be buddies
and
> >your fins position themselves so that they then drip on your wetsuit,
which
> >ticks it off. But your wetsuit is not sure if it should be madder at the
> >fins or you. Sooo, you climb in your wetsuit for your a.m. dive not aware
> >that said wetsuit is a bit silly and dehydrated....... and it CONTRICTS
just
> >to piss you off............
> >
>
> Oh, see, I was going to go with the reg as a breathalyzer...but the rest
is
> similar to your scenario: reg gets pissed off at morning-after breath when
you
> first test it after you turn your tank on, rats you out to your mask, your
mask
> rats you out to your BC, and then your BC, realizing that it would be
quite
> happy if you and your beer-sweats were kept as far away from it as
possible,
> instructs the wet suit to constrict.
>
> Maybe it was the octo. That's why I dive with an Air II :)
>
> >Say Goodnight Kristyna..........
> >
> >--
> >Kristyna
> >I'm not a bow bitch d*mn it, I'm a hood ornament
> >"de Valois" <devalois@nailedandused.com> wrote in message
> >news:bgc9k702rfi@drn.newsguy.com...
> >> Damn.
> >>
> >> Breathalyzer?
> >>
> >> "Kristyna" left this mess on Thu, 31 Jul 2003 22:48:52 GMT for The Way
to
> >clean
> >> up:
> >> >
> >> >Nope, but *it* still knows....got another guess ??
> >> >
> >> >--
> >> >Kristyna
> >> >I'm not a bow bitch d*mn it, I'm a hood ornament
> >> >"de Valois" <devalois@nailedandused.com> wrote in message
> >> >news:bgbjkq0h6g@drn.newsguy.com...
> >> >> "Limey left this mess on Thu, 31 Jul 2003 16:27:41 GMT for The Way
to
> >> >clean up:
> >> >> >
> >> >> >
> >> >> > I like
> >> >> >> how you phrase that : your wetsuit shrunk. Mine did too. Think it
> >has
> >> >> >> anything to do with the beers and rum-runners ??
> >> >> >
> >> >> >I think it has *everything* to do with the beers and rum-runners. I
> >just
> >> >> >can't figger out how my wetsuit knows I'm drinking them!
> >> >> >
> >> >>
> >> >> You *pee* in it, dontcha?
> >> >>
> >> >> Tao te Carl
> >> >>
> >> >> "It takes a village to have an idiot." - Carl (c) 2003
> >> >>
> >> >
> >> >
> >>
> >> Tao te Carl
> >>
> >> "It takes a village to have an idiot." - Carl (c) 2003
> >>
> >
> >
>
> Tao te Carl
>
> "It takes a village to have an idiot." - Carl (c) 2003
>

"de Valois" wrote ...
> There's only two kinds of people when it comes to
> this: those who do and those who lie.

I only pee in rental suits... <evil-grin>

"de Valois" <devalois@nailedandused.com> wrote in message
news:bgeamh0be8@drn.newsguy.com...
> "Limey left this mess on Fri, 01 Aug 2003 17:34:35 GMT for The Way to
clean up:
> >
> >
> >"de Valois" <devalois@nailedandused.com> wrote in message
> >news:bge3gt02ie8@drn.newsguy.com...
> >> "Limey left this mess on Fri, 01 Aug 2003 16:07:10 GMT for The Way to
> >clean up:
> >> >
> >> >
> >> >"de Valois" <devalois@nailedandused.com> wrote in message
> >> >news:bgbjkq0h6g@drn.newsguy.com...
> >> >> "Limey left this mess on Thu, 31 Jul 2003 16:27:41 GMT for The Way
to
> >> >clean up:
> >> >> >
> >> >> >
> >> >> > I like
> >> >> >> how you phrase that : your wetsuit shrunk. Mine did too. Think it
> >has
> >> >> >> anything to do with the beers and rum-runners ??
> >> >> >
> >> >> >I think it has *everything* to do with the beers and rum-runners. I
> >just
> >> >> >can't figger out how my wetsuit knows I'm drinking them!
> >> >> >
> >> >>
> >> >> You *pee* in it, dontcha?
> >> >>
> >> >>
> >> >Erm.........what's that about pleading the fifth?
> >> >
> >>
> >> There's only two kinds of people when it comes to this: those who do
and
> >those
> >> who lie.
> >>
> >>
> >I figgered it came down to two different skill levels, those that can pee
> >while swimming and nobody know about it......and those that can't!
> >
>
> Hell, they send me in to warm the water up first, so you think I care they
> know???? :)
>

Sounds like you're diving in the wrong kinda water.....that cold kind!

Dave.