UWATEC Aladin Air vs. Smart COM Pro

On 17 Jun 2004 08:29:43 -0700, wscheue@sbcglobal.net (BigBill) wrote:
>I apologize in advance if this has been covered. I searched Google
>and found some good information, but still found the need to ask.

Evidently because you failed to read their website www.uwatec.com.
If you had, you would know that there is no such thing as a
"Smart COM Pro". There is a "Smart Com", which like all AI computers
is a piece of shit, and a "Smart Pro", which like all wrist computers
is twice as good, and half as much as their AI relative.

AI is like silicone boobs: big and showy, but no nutritional value.

You don't want the Aladin Air.

"Personalized configurations for each diver"? WTF are you talking
about? Why would you think that is useful? Get another Dive shop.
The LDS you are talking to has no idea what they are talking about,
and they are selling their ignorance.

Please name the dive shop, so others will know.

safe diving,

bullshark

On 17 Jun 2004 08:29:43 -0700, wscheue@sbcglobal.net (BigBill) wrote:
>I apologize in advance if this has been covered. I searched Google
>and found some good information, but still found the need to ask.

Evidently because you failed to read their website www.uwatec.com.
If you had, you would know that there is no such thing as a
"Smart COM Pro". There is a "Smart Com", which like all AI computers
is a piece of shit, and a "Smart Pro", which like all wrist computers
is twice as good, and half as much as their AI relative.

AI is like silicone boobs: big and showy, but no nutritional value.

You don't want the Aladin Air.

"Personalized configurations for each diver"? WTF are you talking
about? Why would you think that is useful? Get another Dive shop.
The LDS you are talking to has no idea what they are talking about,
and they are selling their ignorance.

Please name the dive shop, so others will know.

safe diving,

bullshark

On 17 Jun 2004 08:29:43 -0700, wscheue@sbcglobal.net (BigBill) wrote:
>I apologize in advance if this has been covered. I searched Google
>and found some good information, but still found the need to ask.

Evidently because you failed to read their website www.uwatec.com.
If you had, you would know that there is no such thing as a
"Smart COM Pro". There is a "Smart Com", which like all AI computers
is a piece of shit, and a "Smart Pro", which like all wrist computers
is twice as good, and half as much as their AI relative.

AI is like silicone boobs: big and showy, but no nutritional value.

You don't want the Aladin Air.

"Personalized configurations for each diver"? WTF are you talking
about? Why would you think that is useful? Get another Dive shop.
The LDS you are talking to has no idea what they are talking about,
and they are selling their ignorance.

Please name the dive shop, so others will know.

safe diving,

bullshark

On 17 Jun 2004 08:29:43 -0700, wscheue@sbcglobal.net (BigBill) wrote:
>I apologize in advance if this has been covered. I searched Google
>and found some good information, but still found the need to ask.

Evidently because you failed to read their website www.uwatec.com.
If you had, you would know that there is no such thing as a
"Smart COM Pro". There is a "Smart Com", which like all AI computers
is a piece of shit, and a "Smart Pro", which like all wrist computers
is twice as good, and half as much as their AI relative.

AI is like silicone boobs: big and showy, but no nutritional value.

You don't want the Aladin Air.

"Personalized configurations for each diver"? WTF are you talking
about? Why would you think that is useful? Get another Dive shop.
The LDS you are talking to has no idea what they are talking about,
and they are selling their ignorance.

Please name the dive shop, so others will know.

safe diving,

bullshark

On 17 Jun 2004 08:29:43 -0700, wscheue@sbcglobal.net (BigBill) wrote:
>I apologize in advance if this has been covered. I searched Google
>and found some good information, but still found the need to ask.

Evidently because you failed to read their website www.uwatec.com.
If you had, you would know that there is no such thing as a
"Smart COM Pro". There is a "Smart Com", which like all AI computers
is a piece of shit, and a "Smart Pro", which like all wrist computers
is twice as good, and half as much as their AI relative.

AI is like silicone boobs: big and showy, but no nutritional value.

You don't want the Aladin Air.

"Personalized configurations for each diver"? WTF are you talking
about? Why would you think that is useful? Get another Dive shop.
The LDS you are talking to has no idea what they are talking about,
and they are selling their ignorance.

Please name the dive shop, so others will know.

safe diving,

bullshark

On 17 Jun 2004 08:29:43 -0700, wscheue@sbcglobal.net (BigBill) wrote:
>I apologize in advance if this has been covered. I searched Google
>and found some good information, but still found the need to ask.

Evidently because you failed to read their website www.uwatec.com.
If you had, you would know that there is no such thing as a
"Smart COM Pro". There is a "Smart Com", which like all AI computers
is a piece of shit, and a "Smart Pro", which like all wrist computers
is twice as good, and half as much as their AI relative.

AI is like silicone boobs: big and showy, but no nutritional value.

You don't want the Aladin Air.

"Personalized configurations for each diver"? WTF are you talking
about? Why would you think that is useful? Get another Dive shop.
The LDS you are talking to has no idea what they are talking about,
and they are selling their ignorance.

Please name the dive shop, so others will know.

safe diving,

bullshark

On 17 Jun 2004 08:29:43 -0700, wscheue@sbcglobal.net (BigBill) wrote:
>I apologize in advance if this has been covered. I searched Google
>and found some good information, but still found the need to ask.

Evidently because you failed to read their website www.uwatec.com.
If you had, you would know that there is no such thing as a
"Smart COM Pro". There is a "Smart Com", which like all AI computers
is a piece of shit, and a "Smart Pro", which like all wrist computers
is twice as good, and half as much as their AI relative.

AI is like silicone boobs: big and showy, but no nutritional value.

You don't want the Aladin Air.

"Personalized configurations for each diver"? WTF are you talking
about? Why would you think that is useful? Get another Dive shop.
The LDS you are talking to has no idea what they are talking about,
and they are selling their ignorance.

Please name the dive shop, so others will know.

safe diving,

bullshark

On 17 Jun 2004 08:29:43 -0700, wscheue@sbcglobal.net (BigBill) wrote:
>I apologize in advance if this has been covered. I searched Google
>and found some good information, but still found the need to ask.

Evidently because you failed to read their website www.uwatec.com.
If you had, you would know that there is no such thing as a
"Smart COM Pro". There is a "Smart Com", which like all AI computers
is a piece of shit, and a "Smart Pro", which like all wrist computers
is twice as good, and half as much as their AI relative.

AI is like silicone boobs: big and showy, but no nutritional value.

You don't want the Aladin Air.

"Personalized configurations for each diver"? WTF are you talking
about? Why would you think that is useful? Get another Dive shop.
The LDS you are talking to has no idea what they are talking about,
and they are selling their ignorance.

Please name the dive shop, so others will know.

safe diving,

bullshark

On 17 Jun 2004 08:29:43 -0700, wscheue@sbcglobal.net (BigBill) wrote:
>I apologize in advance if this has been covered. I searched Google
>and found some good information, but still found the need to ask.

Evidently because you failed to read their website www.uwatec.com.
If you had, you would know that there is no such thing as a
"Smart COM Pro". There is a "Smart Com", which like all AI computers
is a piece of shit, and a "Smart Pro", which like all wrist computers
is twice as good, and half as much as their AI relative.

AI is like silicone boobs: big and showy, but no nutritional value.

You don't want the Aladin Air.

"Personalized configurations for each diver"? WTF are you talking
about? Why would you think that is useful? Get another Dive shop.
The LDS you are talking to has no idea what they are talking about,
and they are selling their ignorance.

Please name the dive shop, so others will know.

safe diving,

bullshark

bullshark <bullshark@scubadiving.com> wrote in message news:<31f3d095b0q991o805bq3qftvdmvcdk9mu@4ax.com>. ..
> On 17 Jun 2004 08:29:43 -0700, wscheue@sbcglobal.net (BigBill) wrote:
> >I apologize in advance if this has been covered. I searched Google
> >and found some good information, but still found the need to ask.
>
> Evidently because you failed to read their website www.uwatec.com.
> If you had, you would know that there is no such thing as a
> "Smart COM Pro". There is a "Smart Com", which like all AI computers
> is a piece of shit, and a "Smart Pro", which like all wrist computers
> is twice as good, and half as much as their AI relative.
>
> AI is like silicone boobs: big and showy, but no nutritional value.
>
> You don't want the Aladin Air.
>
> "Personalized configurations for each diver"? WTF are you talking
> about? Why would you think that is useful? Get another Dive shop.
> The LDS you are talking to has no idea what they are talking about,
> and they are selling their ignorance.
>
> Please name the dive shop, so others will know.
>
> safe diving,
>
> bullshark

For the rest of the crowd, I apologize for not being as specific in my
first transmission.

On the "personalized configurations", I think I didn't get all of the
information from the dive shop and misinterpreted what was being said.
Like I said, I am new to this.

Oh and reading the website, I did read it and you got me there - Smart
COM. Why the BS, bullshark? Why not just answer the question instead
of the BS that you felt the need to give? And if this is the quality
of information and attitudes I am going to get in the future, I would
be better off listening to my local shop.

Bill