Re: End the war in Iraq

A.Melon wrote:
> http://www.unitedforpeace.org/

I thought the war had ended less than an hour or two ago,

I received this News Release earlier this week:

> The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of
> a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the
>
> United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF) .
>
> These Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, West
> Virginia, Missouri, Oklahoma, Tennessee, and Texas boys will be
> dropped off into Iraq and have been given only the
>
> following facts about terrorists :
>
> 1. The season opened today.
> 2. There is no limit.
> 3. They taste just like chicken.
> 4. They don 't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
> 5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
>
> The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday .

-- Bob.