Re: PADI Underwater Child Molester Specialty Course?

I though you were a lawyer.

I guess you lost your faith un di juicestiuice suiystem.



On Thu, 18 Sep 2003 00:22:08 -0700, "Greg Mossman" <mossman@qnet.com>
wrote:

>"Lee Bell" <leebell@ix.remove.netcom.com> wrote in message
>news:1d7ab.30269$NM1.565@newsread2.news.atl.earth link.net...
>
>> Son of a bitch. It's not like the BSA hasn't had enough bad to say about
>> gays in the organization without adding this to the mix. I certainly how
>> that this is all wrong, that the accusations were a joke or in retaliation
>> for some earlier slight. Somehow, however, I suspect is isn't.
>
>Interesting that he fondled all four. You'd think after the first one or
>two, the others would have reacted. After all, they were 14 and 15 years
>old and there were four of them. If someone did that to me and my friends
>when I was that age, the guy wouldn't have been arrested, we'd have dealt
>with him ourselves.
>
>

<Joe> wrote in message news:grpok0tdqhnkhbbsscm1kt1uph1ukp4nr3@4ax.com...

> >Interesting that he fondled all four. You'd think after the first one or
> >two, the others would have reacted. After all, they were 14 and 15 years
> >old and there were four of them. If someone did that to me and my
friends
> >when I was that age, the guy wouldn't have been arrested, we'd have dealt
> >with him ourselves.

And been out of jail by 18, with the comfort of knowing that you rid the
earth of his shadow.

On Sat, 18 Sep 2004 11:14:55 -0700, "Scott"
<pugetsounddiver@geemail.com> wrote:

>
><Joe> wrote in message news:grpok0tdqhnkhbbsscm1kt1uph1ukp4nr3@4ax.com...
>
>> >Interesting that he fondled all four. You'd think after the first one or
>> >two, the others would have reacted. After all, they were 14 and 15 years
>> >old and there were four of them. If someone did that to me and my
>friends
>> >when I was that age, the guy wouldn't have been arrested, we'd have dealt
>> >with him ourselves.
>
>And been out of jail by 18, with the comfort of knowing that you rid the
>earth of his shadow.
>

He fell down a flight of stairs.

We were just fooling around and I accidentally hit him with the
baseball bat.

He said the gun was unloaded and was going to prove it.

He said to throw him the knife and I'm too young to know not to take
it literally.

--
dillon

When I was a kid, I thought the angel's name was Hark
and the horse's name was Bob.

"Dillon Pyron" <dmpyronINVALID@austin.rr.com> wrote in message
news:e06pk01b8dsfs9qt0t2caba3raceos21l5@4ax.com...

> He fell down a flight of stairs.
>
> We were just fooling around and I accidentally hit him with the
> baseball bat.
>
> He said the gun was unloaded and was going to prove it.
>
> He said to throw him the knife and I'm too young to know not to take
> it literally.

Remember Sister Mary Elephant?

He fell several times onto a large fist-shaped rock...

Or, as we were instructed in basic;

"You catch a fucker stealing, you holler THIEF at the top of your lungs.
I'll take my time getting there, and wont see anything when I arrive."

Dillon Pyron wrote:

> On Sat, 18 Sep 2004 11:14:55 -0700, "Scott"
> <pugetsounddiver@geemail.com> wrote:
>
>
>><Joe> wrote in message news:grpok0tdqhnkhbbsscm1kt1uph1ukp4nr3@4ax.com...
>>
>>
>>>>Interesting that he fondled all four. You'd think after the first one or
>>>>two, the others would have reacted. After all, they were 14 and 15 years
>>>>old and there were four of them. If someone did that to me and my
>>
>>friends
>>
>>>>when I was that age, the guy wouldn't have been arrested, we'd have dealt
>>>>with him ourselves.
>>
>>And been out of jail by 18, with the comfort of knowing that you rid the
>>earth of his shadow.
>>
>
>
> He fell down a flight of stairs.
>
> We were just fooling around and I accidentally hit him with the
> baseball bat.

Three times!

>
> He said the gun was unloaded and was going to prove it.
>
> He said to throw him the knife and I'm too young to know not to take
> it literally.
>


--
jer email reply - I am not a 'ten'
"All that we do is touched with ocean, yet we remain on the shore of
what we know." -- Richard Wilbur

Scott wrote:
> <Joe> wrote in message
> news:grpok0tdqhnkhbbsscm1kt1uph1ukp4nr3@4ax.com...
>
>>> Interesting that he fondled all four. You'd think after the first
>>> one or two, the others would have reacted. After all, they were 14
>>> and 15 years old and there were four of them. If someone did that
>>> to me and my friends when I was that age, the guy wouldn't have
>>> been arrested, we'd have dealt with him ourselves.
>
> And been out of jail by 18, with the comfort of knowing that you rid
> the earth of his shadow.

Unless tried as an adult.
But I wonder.

A lot of my friends have seen a lot of death and many of them have killed.
Legally, in a time of war.
They haven't got over it yet.
They are bothered by the idea of killing.
They are human.

You brave souls, with your brave comments about killing a human, how many of
you have done it?

"Mike Painter" <mddotpainter@sbcglobal.net> wrote in message
news:bmJ3d.23728$eX7.2146@newssvr29.news.prodigy.c om...

> You brave souls, with your brave comments about killing a human, how many
> of
> you have done it?

I killed a lobster once. Boiled him alive.

Why would killing a human be any different?

In article <4150504e$0$104$6c56adcd@news.qnet.com>, Greg Mossman
<mossman@qnet.com> wrote:

€ "Mike Painter" <mddotpainter@sbcglobal.net> wrote in message
€ news:bmJ3d.23728$eX7.2146@newssvr29.news.prodigy.c om...
€
€ > You brave souls, with your brave comments about killing a human, how many
€ > of
€ > you have done it?
€
€ I killed a lobster once. Boiled him alive.
€
€ Why would killing a human be any different?
€
€

So we should start calling you "Cannibal Greg" now?

Greg Mossman wrote:

> "Mike Painter" <mddotpainter@sbcglobal.net> wrote in message
> news:bmJ3d.23728$eX7.2146@newssvr29.news.prodigy.c om...
>
>
>>You brave souls, with your brave comments about killing a human, how many
>>of
>>you have done it?
>
>
> I killed a lobster once. Boiled him alive.
>
> Why would killing a human be any different?
>
>

None, assuming you were going to eat what you killed. If not for food,
what would be the point? Keeping in mind, adding chlorine to the gene
pool is not currently considered acceptable in civil societies,
volunteers excepted.

--
jer email reply - I am not a 'ten'
"All that we do is touched with ocean, yet we remain on the shore of
what we know." -- Richard Wilbur

Greg Mossman wrote:
> "Mike Painter" <mddotpainter@sbcglobal.net> wrote in message
> news:bmJ3d.23728$eX7.2146@newssvr29.news.prodigy.c om...
>
>> You brave souls, with your brave comments about killing a human, how many
>> of
>> you have done it?
>
> I killed a lobster once. Boiled him alive.
>
> Why would killing a human be any different?

Killing humans is addictive.