Need Male Diving Buddy

"Chris Guynn" <chris.guynn@gmail.com> wrote in message
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> "Rick Simms" <simms01.nospam@iglou.com> wrote in message
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> > On 31 Jul 2006 05:23:08 -0700, "Star" <lclee1@gmail.com> wrote:
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> > >Underwear must be appropriate for the outfit worn, while being most
> > >attractive.
> >
> > A woman dressed in nothing but underwear is dressed appropriately.
> > Perferably it is black, sheer and easy to remove.
>
> I don't really care what color, but my favorites would probably be black,
> red, pink, and a darkish blue. Outside of that, I currently have a thing
> for tangas for some reason.

Hot pink?

What is/are tangas?

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"Chris Guynn" <chris.guynn@gmail.com> wrote in message
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> If it helps, she looks kind of like this, only not so bitchy.
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When does she graduate from high school? At least she already has a job.

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> "Chris Guynn" <chris.guynn@gmail.com> wrote in message
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> > My wife and I have an understanding. I don't post pics of her on the
> > internet without her approval and she doesn't remove my testicles with a
> > butter knife.
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> Don't we get a vote?

Sure, but I'm fairly certain the butter knife trumps most other votes.

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>> "Chris Guynn" <chris.guynn@gmail.com> wrote in message
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>> > My wife and I have an understanding. I don't post pics of her on the
>> > internet without her approval and she doesn't remove my testicles with
>> > a
>> > butter knife.
>>
>> Don't we get a vote?
>
> Sure, but I'm fairly certain the butter knife trumps most other votes.

Good. I'm also voting for the butter knife. Post the pics.

On Wed, 02 Aug 2006 13:32:14 GMT, "Chris Guynn"
<chris.guynn@gmail.com> wrote:

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>"Rick Simms" <simms01.nospam@iglou.com> wrote in message
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>> On Tue, 01 Aug 2006 17:48:40 GMT, "Chris Guynn"
>> <chris.guynn@gmail.com> wrote:
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>> >"Rick Simms" <simms01.nospam@iglou.com> wrote in message
>> >news:n6suc2l2g47s0kko8b3op834bjumr2adq8@4ax.com.. .
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>> >>
>> >> >Underwear must be appropriate for the outfit worn, while being most
>> >> >attractive.
>> >>
>> >> A woman dressed in nothing but underwear is dressed appropriately.
>> >> Perferably it is black, sheer and easy to remove.
>> >
>> >I don't really care what color, but my favorites would probably be black,
>> >red, pink, and a darkish blue. Outside of that, I currently have a thing
>> >for tangas for some reason.
>> >
>>
>> Red is good.
>>
>> I asked the wife about those tangas and she directed me to the
>> Victorias Secret webpage.
>>
>> Ya gotta post those pic's.
>>
>> Rick Simms
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>Good luck with that...
>
>My wife and I have an understanding. I don't post pics of her on the
>internet without her approval and she doesn't remove my testicles with a
>butter knife.
>


Have you asked her for approval yet? It's been longer than an hour
already.

At least she didn't threaten to do it with a very dull and rusty
spoon.

Rick Simms

"California, the only state where a high school can
issue a kid a condom then expels him for praying for a
chance to use it."

On Wed, 02 Aug 2006 17:23:56 GMT, Grumman-581
<grumman581@DIE-SPAMMER-SCUM-gmail.com> wrote:

>On Wed, 02 Aug 2006 08:56:42 -0400, Rick Simms
><simms01.nospam@iglou.com> wrote:
>> Ya gotta post those pic's.
>
>I did a google search for 'tongas' so that I could find some pictures
>and I believe that I have found what Chris was talking about... As you
>view the picture associated with this article, you must remember that
>Chris is an Aggie...
>
>http://www.hinduonnet.com/thehindu/m...1900120300.htm

That's a "tonga." We were talking about "tangas." But I know what you
mean about that Aggie thing. A friend of mine is an Aggie.

Rick Simms

Thus spake Grumman-581 <grumman581@DIE-SPAMMER-SCUM-gmail.com> :

>On Wed, 02 Aug 2006 08:56:42 -0400, Rick Simms
><simms01.nospam@iglou.com> wrote:
>> Ya gotta post those pic's.
>
>I did a google search for 'tongas' so that I could find some pictures
>and I believe that I have found what Chris was talking about... As you
>view the picture associated with this article, you must remember that
>Chris is an Aggie...

Aggies!!! TAMU '78.

>
>http://www.hinduonnet.com/thehindu/m...1900120300.htm
--
dillon

How much power does it take to run a server farm?
A googlewatt.

"Dillon Pyron" <dmpyronINVALID@austin.rr.com> wrote in message
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> Thus spake Grumman-581 <grumman581@DIE-SPAMMER-SCUM-gmail.com> :
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> >On Wed, 02 Aug 2006 08:56:42 -0400, Rick Simms
> ><simms01.nospam@iglou.com> wrote:
> >> Ya gotta post those pic's.
> >
> >I did a google search for 'tongas' so that I could find some pictures
> >and I believe that I have found what Chris was talking about... As you
> >view the picture associated with this article, you must remember that
> >Chris is an Aggie...
>
> Aggies!!! TAMU '78.

FTAC of 1999... WHOOOP!

"Chris Guynn" <chris.guynn@gmail.com> wrote in message
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> "Grumman-581" <grumman581@DIE-SPAMMER-SCUM-gmail.com> wrote in message
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>> On Wed, 02 Aug 2006 03:33:09 GMT, "chilly" <slarson@shaw.canada>
>> wrote:
>> > What is/are tangas?
>>
>> Something that Chris *claims* his wife looks good in, but has not seen
>> fit to provide proof when I declared "CITE !!!"...
>> <dirty-old-man-grin>
>
> If it helps, she looks kind of like this, only not so bitchy.
>
> http://www.yandy.com/Shopping/products/prod_277.asp


Your wife isn't flat chested like that.

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Popeye
I have discovered that all human evil comes from this,
man's being unable to sit still in a room. -Pascal
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On Wed, 02 Aug 2006 20:19:31 GMT, "Chris Guynn"
<chris.guynn@gmail.com> wrote:
> Nice, but I said "tangas", not "tongas".

Awh, gee, one little letter shouldn't make that much of a difference,
should it?

So, you're saying instead that she looks good in old Tajikistan coins?
Perhaps, but you're still going to have to provide photo evidence...