Another question about dive operators in Cozumel!

Reef Fish wrote:

> Joe English wrote:
>
>>Greg Mossman wrote:
>>
>>
>>>"Joe English" <jenglish@wisperhome.com> wrote in message
>>>news:1f871$42f1fcbf$ce504822$25852@allthenewsgr oups.com...
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>>not a beach guy - one reason I would move to another place the only time I
>>>>like the ocean is when scuba diving. I do enjoy a dip in the pool tho!
>>>
>>>
>>>But they're very nice to look at. I saw a topless woman in front of the
>>>Presidente one time, but she was so flat-chested that it took me a lot of
>>>staring to determine that she was indeed a woman.
>>>
>>>
>>
>>what I have seen there topless was much to look at. Now I have seen
>>some nice ones on 7 mile beach
>
>
> I think Greg was looking for topless GUYS. :) That's why he was
> disapppointed to find the flat-chested woman.
>
> The naked women around Coz is not much to look at. You get better
> selections even on the nude deck of cruises.
>
> For real topless women, try the Aruba beaches, or some of the
> islands in French Polynesia.
>
> You PREverts.
>
> -- Bob.
>
I'm a PROvert!

Dillon Pyron wrote:
> Thus spake "Reef Fish" <Large_Nassau_Grouper@Yahoo.com> :
>
>
>>Joe English wrote:
>>
>>>Greg Mossman wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>>>"Joe English" <jenglish@wisperhome.com> wrote in message
>>>>news:1f871$42f1fcbf$ce504822$25852@allthenewsg roups.com...
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>>not a beach guy - one reason I would move to another place the only time I
>>>>>like the ocean is when scuba diving. I do enjoy a dip in the pool tho!
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>But they're very nice to look at. I saw a topless woman in front of the
>>>>Presidente one time, but she was so flat-chested that it took me a lot of
>>>>staring to determine that she was indeed a woman.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>
>>>what I have seen there topless was much to look at. Now I have seen
>>>some nice ones on 7 mile beach
>>
>>I think Greg was looking for topless GUYS. :) That's why he was
>>disapppointed to find the flat-chested woman.
>>
>>The naked women around Coz is not much to look at. You get better
>>selections even on the nude deck of cruises.
>>
>>For real topless women, try the Aruba beaches, or some of the
>>islands in French Polynesia.
>
>
> Orient Beach.
>


Whoop-tee-doo, nekkid women... So what...? You wanna see nekkid female
flesh? Show up over here, it's all around the pool. Russ Meyer would
be embarrassed. Seen one, you seen 'em all.

Oh, wait, my bad... it's a private pool - members only. So sorry.

Eat your heart out.


--
jer
email reply - I am not a 'ten'

Jer wrote:
> Dillon Pyron wrote:
> > Thus spake "Reef Fish" <Large_Nassau_Grouper@Yahoo.com> :
> >
> >
> >>Joe English wrote:
> >>
> >>>Greg Mossman wrote:
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>>"Joe English" <jenglish@wisperhome.com> wrote in message
> >>>>news:1f871$42f1fcbf$ce504822$25852@allthenewsg roups.com...
> >>>>
> >>>>
> >>>>
> >>>>>not a beach guy - one reason I would move to another place the only time I
> >>>>>like the ocean is when scuba diving. I do enjoy a dip in the pool tho!
> >>>>
> >>>>
> >>>>But they're very nice to look at. I saw a topless woman in front of the
> >>>>Presidente one time, but she was so flat-chested that it took me a lot of
> >>>>staring to determine that she was indeed a woman.
> >>>>
> >>>>
> >>>
> >>>what I have seen there topless was much to look at. Now I have seen
> >>>some nice ones on 7 mile beach
> >>
> >>I think Greg was looking for topless GUYS. :) That's why he was
> >>disapppointed to find the flat-chested woman.
> >>
> >>The naked women around Coz is not much to look at. You get better
> >>selections even on the nude deck of cruises.
> >>
> >>For real topless women, try the Aruba beaches, or some of the
> >>islands in French Polynesia.
> >
> >
> > Orient Beach.
> >
>
>
> Whoop-tee-doo, nekkid women... So what...? You wanna see nekkid female
> flesh? Show up over here, it's all around the pool. Russ Meyer would
> be embarrassed. Seen one, you seen 'em all.

Damn! Didn't realize you are THAT ancient -- Russ Meyer ... that's
when Hefner and the Hustler fellas were babies, right?

LOL!!! ROTFLMAO .... You must have seen ONE.

There are more shapes and sizes than the eye-glass fittings in
an ophthmologist's shop.
>
> Oh, wait, my bad... it's a private pool - members only. So sorry.
>
> Eat your heart out.

Already stomped on yours. :)

-- Bob.

Reef Fish wrote:
> Jer wrote:
>
>>Dillon Pyron wrote:
>>
>>>Thus spake "Reef Fish" <Large_Nassau_Grouper@Yahoo.com> :
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>>Joe English wrote:
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>>Greg Mossman wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>>"Joe English" <jenglish@wisperhome.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>news:1f871$42f1fcbf$ce504822$25852@allthenew sgroups.com...
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>not a beach guy - one reason I would move to another place the only time I
>>>>>>>like the ocean is when scuba diving. I do enjoy a dip in the pool tho!
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>But they're very nice to look at. I saw a topless woman in front of the
>>>>>>Presidente one time, but she was so flat-chested that it took me a lot of
>>>>>>staring to determine that she was indeed a woman.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>what I have seen there topless was much to look at. Now I have seen
>>>>>some nice ones on 7 mile beach
>>>>
>>>>I think Greg was looking for topless GUYS. :) That's why he was
>>>>disapppointed to find the flat-chested woman.
>>>>
>>>>The naked women around Coz is not much to look at. You get better
>>>>selections even on the nude deck of cruises.
>>>>
>>>>For real topless women, try the Aruba beaches, or some of the
>>>>islands in French Polynesia.
>>>
>>>
>>>Orient Beach.
>>>
>>
>>
>>Whoop-tee-doo, nekkid women... So what...? You wanna see nekkid female
>>flesh? Show up over here, it's all around the pool. Russ Meyer would
>>be embarrassed. Seen one, you seen 'em all.
>
>
> Damn! Didn't realize you are THAT ancient -- Russ Meyer ... that's
> when Hefner and the Hustler fellas were babies, right?

RM was the legendary Breastman Extraordinaire of the screen, H & H have
both attempted the same in print, which is the only way their airbrushed
follies could raise a bulge with teenagers under the sheets with
flashlights. RM didn't hide under an airbrushed sheet, and the ladies
at the pool don't hide under a towel.

>
> LOL!!! ROTFLMAO .... You must have seen ONE.

I think there were about a dozen films, but "Mondo Topless" comes to mind.

>
> There are more shapes and sizes than the eye-glass fittings in
> an ophthmologist's shop.

Yes, good eyesight would be recommended.


>
>>Oh, wait, my bad... it's a private pool - members only. So sorry.
>>
>>Eat your heart out.
>
>
> Already stomped on yours. :)
>
> -- Bob.
>


Ogling is not only possible, it's recommended by RM fans everywhere. :)

--
jer
email reply - I am not a 'ten'

Jer wrote:
> Reef Fish wrote:
> > Jer wrote:
> >
> >>Dillon Pyron wrote:
> >>
> >>>Thus spake "Reef Fish" <Large_Nassau_Grouper@Yahoo.com> :
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>>Joe English wrote:
> >>>>
> >>>>
> >>>>>Greg Mossman wrote:
> >>>>>
> >>>>>
> >>>>>
> >>>>>>"Joe English" <jenglish@wisperhome.com> wrote in message
> >>>>>>news:1f871$42f1fcbf$ce504822$25852@allthenew sgroups.com...
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>>not a beach guy - one reason I would move to another place the only time I
> >>>>>>>like the ocean is when scuba diving. I do enjoy a dip in the pool tho!
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>But they're very nice to look at. I saw a topless woman in front of the
> >>>>>>Presidente one time, but she was so flat-chested that it took me a lot of
> >>>>>>staring to determine that she was indeed a woman.
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>
> >>>>>what I have seen there topless was much to look at. Now I have seen
> >>>>>some nice ones on 7 mile beach
> >>>>
> >>>>I think Greg was looking for topless GUYS. :) That's why he was
> >>>>disapppointed to find the flat-chested woman.
> >>>>
> >>>>The naked women around Coz is not much to look at. You get better
> >>>>selections even on the nude deck of cruises.
> >>>>
> >>>>For real topless women, try the Aruba beaches, or some of the
> >>>>islands in French Polynesia.
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>Orient Beach.
> >>>
> >>
> >>
> >>Whoop-tee-doo, nekkid women... So what...? You wanna see nekkid female
> >>flesh? Show up over here, it's all around the pool. Russ Meyer would
> >>be embarrassed. Seen one, you seen 'em all.
> >
> >
> > Damn! Didn't realize you are THAT ancient -- Russ Meyer ... that's
> > when Hefner and the Hustler fellas were babies, right?
>
> RM was the legendary Breastman Extraordinaire of the screen, H & H have
> both attempted the same in print, which is the only way their airbrushed
> follies could raise a bulge with teenagers under the sheets with
> flashlights. RM didn't hide under an airbrushed sheet, and the ladies
> at the pool don't hide under a towel.

Ah, but different folks have different strokes with nekkidness.
Breastman is strictly Western. A middle-eastern fella might be
terribly excited to see a nekkid FACE of a woman. At Yap, the
nekkid-brested women are horrified if other women showed their
thighs! An so on.
>
> >
> > LOL!!! ROTFLMAO .... You must have seen ONE.
>
> I think there were about a dozen films, but "Mondo Topless" comes to mind.

I've seen video store displays of movie items titled "Best Breasts
in West" or something like that, because anything Mondo would
be too foreign to them. :)

No, no. I mean only one set of breasts because you said "if
you've seen one, you've seen them all"! I am still LOL!
>
That was why I said,

> > There are more shapes and sizes than the eye-glass fittings in
> > an ophthmologist's shop.
>
> Yes, good eyesight would be recommended.

So, your "seen one, seen all" must be your subtle hint that you
are actually Mr. McGoo!?
>
>
> >
> >>Oh, wait, my bad... it's a private pool - members only. So sorry.
> >>
> >>Eat your heart out.
> >
> >
> > Already stomped on yours. :)
> >
> > -- Bob.
> >
>
> Ogling is not only possible, it's recommended by RM fans everywhere. :)

Hey, don't make fun of my female cousin o.g.ling.

-- Bob.

contrms@mtco.com wrote:
>>BlueXTSea...unbeatable service
>
>
> I really like the sounds of BlueXTsea but they can not guarantee an
> afternoon dive.
>
>
>>Dive with Martin...best price, good service
>
>
> Dive with Martin has had some mixed reviews
>
>
>>Papa Hogs...in between the above two
>
>
> I am leaning towards Papa Hog's
>
> A condition that I forgot is.... I'm Cheap!
>
> Mike C.
>

Have you spoke (or emailed) directly with Christi at BlueXTSea ?
Are you sure about the PM dives ?
Definitely best service. But if a little cheaper is what you want you'll
be fine with DWM or PH...both Martin (actually his brother I believe)
and Mike (PH owner) can be a little surly but don't let it bother you.
Another BXTS plus, Christi is the friendliest and most helpful person
you could meet on Cozumel.

I just confirmed it with Cristi. She needs 4 divers commented to a PM
dive to go out. Therefore, since I am traveling by myself, I cannot be
guarantee an afternoon dive if I go with her operation... but is does
sound like a good operation.

Christi responded quickly and precisely.

Papa Hogs looks a little Gaudy but it looks like a large shop that will
separate out experienced divers from the rookie's. I am a little
concerned about the size of the boats and my camera rig but....

Dive Paradise (www.diveparadise.com) is amongst the largest, and therefore
most able to customize your experience. Although I have not dove with them in
the last few years, they are still one of the most popular and recommended
sites by the Colorado divers who frequent Cozumel. (www.a1scuba.com) We had
a great time with them in 2003 when we were last there.

contrms@mtco.com wrote:
>Based on reading prior postings, a good dive operation in Cozumel is
>based on what you expect from a dive operations. So here is the
>question with the conditions to follow.
>
>Please recommend a good diver operation for an experienced 45 year old
>solo diver with over 350 dives in 13 years with the following
>conditions
>
>Early departure 7am sounds good!
>
>I get up early and go to bed early. I do not change the pattern on
>vacation. It is dark after 7 pm in the tropics, so you might as well
>go to bed.... There is nothing to look at! I like to get up early
>enjoy the morning sun. Also, the seas tend to be calmer in the
>morning.
>
>Minimum of three dives per day.
>
>More would be better! I go on dive vacations to dive. My wife does
>not dive and does not come with me on dive vacations. I do not need to
>sit on a beach and drink or read a book. (I can do both of those
>things at home!). This is my only dive trip this year since all my
>other trips will be with my wife who does not dive.
>
>Someplace safe for my Camera.
>
>I have dove in little tiny boats without any room and I have broken
>cameras. I would prefer boats that have a nice safe spot set aside for
>cameras.
>
>Focus on more experience divers
>
>I am a dive master and I enjoy helping new divers. However when I dive
>for recreation, I wish to enjoy the dive with divers of the same skill
>level.
>
>After looking through past post dive Cozumel yellowrose seems the best
>fit but living underwater and blue XT Sea also look good. Papa Hog's
>looks like another possiblity.
>
>Suggestions?

--
Keith (and Diane)


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"keith n via ScubaMonster.com" <forum@ScubaMonster.com> wrote in message
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> Dive Paradise (www.diveparadise.com) is amongst the largest, and therefore
> most able to customize your experience. Although I have not dove with them
> in
> the last few years, they are still one of the most popular and recommended
> sites by the Colorado divers who frequent Cozumel. (www.a1scuba.com) We
> had
> a great time with them in 2003 when we were last there.

And McDonalds is the largest, and therefore most able to customize your
burger. After all, special orders don't upset them.

But being the biggest, are you going to get a Cordon-Bleu-trained chef
cooking your burger, or an acned 16-year-old high-school dropout?

Greg Mossman wrote:

> "keith n via ScubaMonster.com" <forum@ScubaMonster.com> wrote in message
> news:52A2674A78F56@ScubaMonster.com...
>
>>Dive Paradise (www.diveparadise.com) is amongst the largest, and therefore
>>most able to customize your experience. Although I have not dove with them
>>in
>>the last few years, they are still one of the most popular and recommended
>>sites by the Colorado divers who frequent Cozumel. (www.a1scuba.com) We
>>had
>>a great time with them in 2003 when we were last there.
>
>
> And McDonalds is the largest, and therefore most able to customize your
> burger. After all, special orders don't upset them.

Wrong that Burger King
'Hold the pickle, hold the lettuce, special orders don't upset us