Re: Dolphins to Cancun

Da Parrot-chick wrote:
> Just to clarify: the amount paid was $400 in the local > currency. That
> converts to $60 US.

Yeah, but was that the price dressed out by the kilogram? Live weight
(on the flipper) is much less. Then you've got your prime, choice and
other cuts- Flipper Fondue, Dolphin DoNuts, youse can fry it, bread it,
boils it...Jus like schwimps. Way too many variables here.

How you want your canned dolphin, by the pound or by the 1 hour show?

THAT is the crux of the biscuit.


--
Doc _(:)0

"I'm hiding in Honduras, I'm a desperate man,
Send Lawyers, Guns & Money...The sh*t has hit the fan"
-Warren Zevon

Robert "Doc" Adelman wrote:

>
> Da Parrot-chick wrote:
>
>>Just to clarify: the amount paid was $400 in the local > currency. That
>>converts to $60 US.
>
>
> Yeah, but was that the price dressed out by the kilogram? Live weight
> (on the flipper) is much less. Then you've got your prime, choice and
> other cuts- Flipper Fondue, Dolphin DoNuts, youse can fry it, bread it,
> boils it...Jus like schwimps. Way too many variables here.
>
> How you want your canned dolphin, by the pound or by the 1 hour show?
>
> THAT is the crux of the biscuit.

So, lessee, that's about $0.60 per pound, or $0.15 per burger, and
biscuits are pretty cheap, too.

Sounds like a good deal to me. Can I super-size that?

"Robert "Doc" Adelman" <lawyers-guns-money@att.net> wrote in message
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|
|
| Da Parrot-chick wrote:
| > Just to clarify: the amount paid was $400 in the local > currency. That
| > converts to $60 US.
|
| Yeah, but was that the price dressed out by the kilogram? Live weight
| (on the flipper) is much less. Then you've got your prime, choice and
| other cuts- Flipper Fondue, Dolphin DoNuts, youse can fry it, bread it,
| boils it...Jus like schwimps. Way too many variables here.
|
| How you want your canned dolphin, by the pound or by the 1 hour show?
|
| THAT is the crux of the biscuit.
|
|

All this time and I never realized that biscuits had a crux...

| --
| Doc _(:)0
|
| "I'm hiding in Honduras, I'm a desperate man,
| Send Lawyers, Guns & Money...The sh*t has hit the fan"
| -Warren Zevon

"Robert "Doc" Adelman" <lawyers-guns-money@att.net> wrote in message
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>
>
> Da Parrot-chick wrote:
> > Just to clarify: the amount paid was $400 in the local > currency. That
> > converts to $60 US.
>
> Yeah, but was that the price dressed out by the kilogram? Live weight
> (on the flipper) is much less. Then you've got your prime, choice and
> other cuts- Flipper Fondue, Dolphin DoNuts, youse can fry it, bread it,
> boils it...Jus like schwimps. Way too many variables here.

That's for the whole, live animal. And it's s'crimps, not schwimps. Doc,
you disappoint me!

> How you want your canned dolphin, by the pound or by the 1 hour show?

Live and unharmed and unmolested thankyouverymuch.

> THAT is the crux of the biscuit.

The crux is that a lot of folks who are otherwise intelligent have yet to
make that short trip to the Clue Store for a much-needed purchase.

Da Parrot-chick wrote:
>
> "Robert "Doc" Adelman" <lawyers-guns-money@att.net> wrote in message
> news:3F1FF536.47481D4E@att.net...
> >
> >
> > Da Parrot-chick wrote:
> > > Just to clarify: the amount paid was $400 in the local > currency. That
> > > converts to $60 US.
> >
> > Yeah, but was that the price dressed out by the kilogram? Live weight
> > (on the flipper) is much less. Then you've got your prime, choice and
> > other cuts- Flipper Fondue, Dolphin DoNuts, youse can fry it, bread it,
> > boils it...Jus like schwimps. Way too many variables here.
>
> That's for the whole, live animal. And it's s'crimps, not schwimps. Doc,
> you disappoint me!
>
Run, Forest, run!

> > How you want your canned dolphin, by the pound or by the 1 hour show?
>
> Live and unharmed and unmolested thankyouverymuch.
>
> > THAT is the crux of the biscuit.
>
> The crux is that a lot of folks who are otherwise intelligent have yet to
> make that short trip to the Clue Store for a much-needed purchase.

We have the same problem on Roatan.

--
Doc _(:)0

"I'm hiding in Honduras, I'm a desperate man,
Send Lawyers, Guns & Money...The sh*t has hit the fan"
-Warren Zevon

> The crux is that a lot of folks who are otherwise intelligent have yet to
> make that short trip to the Clue Store for a much-needed purchase.

I once thought about starting a Clue Truck franchise, rolling around
neighborhoods with music chiming away...

Robert Eskridge wrote:
>
> > The crux is that a lot of folks who are otherwise intelligent have yet to
> > make that short trip to the Clue Store for a much-needed purchase.
>
> I once thought about starting a Clue Truck franchise,
> rolling around neighborhoods with music chiming away...

and thus you win "The Laugh of the Day Award" !!

so far, this is a very unusal day!