Air New Zealand and Air Qantas ground Handlers at Brisbane Air Port. Did they Still my luggage?

Alan Street <agstreet@nonono_san.rr.com> wrote in
news:210720051205269233%agstreet@nonono_san.rr.com :

> In article <gtnvd1dahsq94i1g7ispuq4pegvgc6ehir@4ax.com>, JOF
> <jofrancis@gmail.com> wrote:
>
> € On Thu, 21 Jul 2005 10:48:02 GMT, Michael Wolf
> € <michael.wolf@advalvasstopspam.be> wrote:
> €
> € >
> € >>>I guess it depends upon whether or not you eat mayonnaise on
> fries... € >>>
> € >> Yuck. The only way to eat fries is with vinegar and salt, and
> malt € >> vinegar is best.
> € >
> € >Nope, mayo. Who would want to ruin fries by putting vinegar on
> them? €
> € I suppose yer gonna drag up the "They're called french fries, and
> € France is our neighbour so we get to make the rules".
> €
> €
>
> No, I expect he'll say, "They're called "Frites," we invented them,
> and we get to say what goes on the." (although you have to give credit
> to the Dutch for coming up with some truely bizzare things to put on
> frites, like peanut butter).

You took the words right out of my mouth...


--
Michael Wolf
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In article <Xns969C39D762A94michaelwolfstopspamt@195.130.132. 71>,
Michael Wolf <michael.wolf@advalvasstopspam.be> wrote:

€ Alan Street <agstreet@nonono_san.rr.com> wrote in
€ news:210720051205269233%agstreet@nonono_san.rr.com :
€
€ > In article <gtnvd1dahsq94i1g7ispuq4pegvgc6ehir@4ax.com>, JOF
€ > <jofrancis@gmail.com> wrote:

€ > € >
€ > € >Nope, mayo. Who would want to ruin fries by putting vinegar on
€ > them? €
€ > € I suppose yer gonna drag up the "They're called french fries, and
€ > € France is our neighbour so we get to make the rules".
€ > €
€ > €
€ >
€ > No, I expect he'll say, "They're called "Frites," we invented them,
€ > and we get to say what goes on the." (although you have to give credit
€ > to the Dutch for coming up with some truely bizzare things to put on
€ > frites, like peanut butter).
€
€ You took the words right out of my mouth...

"JOF" <jofrancis@gmail.com> wrote in message
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> Cancun is only nominally Mexico. It stands to reason the food would be
> ersatz mexican too.

There's plenty of "real" Mexican there too, but that's not what most
American and wannabe American tourists want because then it wouldn't be just
like back home.

Try Pacal, Hacienda El Mortero, or even La Casa de las Margaritas, and
you'll find a Mexican menu completely devoid of stuffed jalapeño poppers.

On Sat, 23 Jul 2005 11:38:47 -0700, "Greg Mossman" <mossman@qnet.com>
wrote:

>"JOF" <jofrancis@gmail.com> wrote in message
>news:i6r2e1t08j7se8m2obcg47r1od62qeuq0k@4ax.com.. .
>
>> Cancun is only nominally Mexico. It stands to reason the food would be
>> ersatz mexican too.
>
>There's plenty of "real" Mexican there too, but that's not what most
>American and wannabe American tourists want because then it wouldn't be just
>like back home.
>
>Try Pacal, Hacienda El Mortero, or even La Casa de las Margaritas, and
>you'll find a Mexican menu completely devoid of stuffed jalapeño poppers.
>
A friend of mine lives in Puerto Aventuras. He and his girlfriend help
us with the menu. Mostly we eat grouper. He tried to get some ceviche
last time but they weren't serving it. I'm not sure it's true Mexican
but some of the local people I know seem to favour it.

JF

"What embitters the world is not excess of criticism,
but an absence of self-criticism." - G.K.Chesterton

Michael Wolf wrote:
> "diverbug" <indybug2001@hotmail.com> wrote in
> news:1121942210.899811.102480@g14g2000cwa.googlegr oups.com:
>
> > Putzy chilly, Alan has tried to be witty, poor him,
>
> Alan actually succeeded, which can't be said of you.
>
> >
> > As for "Fresh Meat"
>
> yep, 'fresh' comes right before 'minced' here.
> >
> > You sound like a priest when his new unsuspecting group of quire boys
> > show up.
> >
>
> I can imagine Chilly would like that a group of (a bit elder) quire boys
> shows up...
>
> --
> Michael Wolf
> ------------
>
> Cthulhu for President! Why settle for the lesser evil?
>
> remove stopspam to reply
Who said I was trying to be witty?
I said Alan was, & I was trying to understand why Alan seems so sad
that his life long fulfillment is to come to a site like this & act
like an ass, being rude,
If you go back to the start, I believe these sites are for people to
make comments & share an opinion, (right or wrong) & I replied to a
post that was in a site relating to scuba diving, The post was blaming
an airline for loosing baggage, I guess the person who posted this had
no idea how things work in an airport so I explained, then you have
people like Alan & you who then attack like, a man who comes to a fight
that is finished & then kicks the unconscious guy on the ground,
(He was unconscious before you arrived though, incase you didn't get
that part)
I am assuming you are in the same sad state of mind as Alan this would
be why you feel the need to come to his rescue, if you were any better
or different to Alan, & all those other lifeless individuals who come
to these sites to prove a point, the point being you don't have a
clue, like some other guy in here called Dennis (Icarus) who asks have
you heard of Google, even though this is a Google room, this is what I
mean by saying Clueless, not smart, dumb, uneducated, it is a shame
that there is so many people like you in the world, if this is what
your life is for, coming in to a room to be an asshole, then why not
just commit suicide, no one will miss you, & you will provide business
to the local funeral parlor, reduce the population on the world, cut
down on garbage production, & leave more food for other people to eat,
can you see the benefits the removal of your wasted bag of bones would
provide the rest of us?

So why not give it a try?

"Magilla" wrote:
> "diverbug" wrote
>
> > Putzy chilly, Alan has tried to be witty, poor him,
> >
> > As for "Fresh Meat"
> >
> > You sound like a priest when his new unsuspecting group of quire boys
> > show up.
>
> And you chatter like a little bitch on his first day in prison.......
>
> Curtis

I wouldnt have any idea, I didnt think they would have internet access
in prison, They should bring back chain gangs & treat you like the
animal you are,

You were saying there is something called a "Search Engine"
What kind of car is it in & where do you buy them?
Do you require a license to drive them & how do you actually manage to
fit in it to drive it around through the small cables & chips in the
computer, & the internet?

Now you are probably scratching your head to work out if I am serious,
I was asking about the Rules of netiquette for Rec.scuba, I am guessing
the addresses you posted would generalize for all Usenet threads,

And as for treating people like they are stupid, I keep asking for
people who do this, people like you, you said
"When you're looking for information, something called a "Search
Engine" is what you want to use."

So do you really get kicks from this, or are you just really new to the
net (short for internet) & would like to show your new found Knowledge
with the world?

Or are you really Just Stupid?

There is an old saying, "Treat people how you want to be treated"

So in your case have you passed the potty stage? Are you using a toilet
yet?
Or do you still wear nappies (AKA diapers depending where in the world
you are) (AKA = Also Know As)

Or do you just have such a meaningless life this is how you make your
self feel like a worth while human?

If you answered yes to the last question, you should try using your new
found tool
"the search engine" & look for tips & ways to end the waste of a
life you have,

Another thing you said,
>Finally, please be aware none of us are in any way obligated to be at
> your beck and call to answer any/all of your questions, nor are we in
> any way obligated to assure that we're actually correct. In other
> words, free advice to be worth what you paid for it, and may only
> irregularly provided...

I never thought you were obligated to be at my beck & call,
I never expected it to be correct; if I did I would be in the stupid
club too,
I also didn't ask for advice, just where to find what I was being
asked if I had read,
For advice I would go to a site where people went as they actually
participate in the subject of what the site is about,

I wouldn't go to a site for telling jokes if I wanted advice on
skydiving locations, would I?

But thank you for the advice you gave, it was like you said it was
free, so worth nothing, but I was moved you took time to share your
discovery of "the search engine" with us all.............. DB

PS If you are still trying to work out if I know what a "Search
Engine" is then type "Commit Suicide" in there, it might help you
out of your sad & sorry state.

(Also You might have to try a bit harder but it is a push in the right
direction)


-hh wrote:
> Diverbug writes:
> > Like i said above, i am unable to locate the rules of netiquette?
>
> When you're looking for information, something called a "Search Engine"
> is what you want to use. For example, a couple of people have heard of
> one called "Google", and its probably a good place to start.
>
> For example, search terms like "Usenet etiquette" and "Netiquette" turn
> up the following useful webpages:
>
> http://www.dtcc.edu/cs/rfc1855.html
> http://www.html-faq.com/etiquette/
> http://www.albion.com/netiquette/
>
>
> However, the classic netiquette advice is from 'Emily Postnews':
>
> http://www.faqs.org/faqs/usenet/emily-postnews/part1/
> http://www.templetons.com/brad/emily.html
>
> (BTW, in case you're humor-impared, this is a satire piece)
>
>
> There's also a FAQ that I've been too lazy to take the time to give is
> a major rewrite:
>
> http://scifi.squawk.com/scuba.html
>
>
> Finally, please be awaer none of us are in any way obligated to be at
> your beck and call to answer any/all of your questions, nor are we in
> any way obligated to assure that we're actually correct. In other
> words, free advice to be worth what you paid for it, and may only
> irregularly provided...
>
>
> -hh

"diverbug" <indybug2001@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:1122169754.442965.21870@g49g2000cwa.googlegro ups.com...
>
>
> Dennis (Icarus) wrote:
>
> >
> >
> > >> Here's a hint - prior to your ill-advised rant on this newsgroup, the
> > >> only thing I posted was, "class-action lawsuit?"
> > >>
> > >> I know it'a big homework assignment, but if you want to swim in the
> > >> deep end you have have to how to play with the big boys.
> > >>
> > >> ? When I posted my response, I was not actually in "rec.scuba" I was
> > >> ? in Deep Blue,
> > >>
> > >> Newsflash. None of us are in "Deep Blue." You're posting in Usenet,
> > >> little bug, and you haven't got a clue.
> > >>
> > >>
> > >>
> > >> ? And where are the rules of netiquette?
> > >> ? I have still been unable to locate them,
> > >> ?
> > >>
> > >> That's rather obvious.
> > >>
> > >Like I said, when I first posted a reply to the comments posted,
> > >I actually was in deep blue; the thread was from this site,
> > >but was located in deep blue,
> > >Till my last posted comment yesterday, I had never been to USENET!
> > >
> > >So "News Flash" where I was & where the posted thread came up were
> > >two different locations,
> > >
> > >Like i said above, i am unable to locate the rules of netiquette?
> > Have you looked?
> >
http://www.google.com/search?sourcei...n&q=netiquette
> > A gogole search yielded 1,320,000 hits
> > You have heard of google, yes?
> >
> > >The you keep ranting about,
>
> >
> > Look up "exaggerate"
> > http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=exaggerate
> >
> > >from when the thread was started) so if in your world this is months or
> > >years, then good for you,
> > >And as for playing with the big boys,
> > >I am sorry to say I stopped playing with stuffed toys many years ago,
> > >so I guess I wouldn't fit in to your little world,
> >
> > Yes, keep believing that.
> >
> > Dennis
>
> It is good to see you have no life, but again, I only asked about the
> spelling,

And hopefuly you learned something from my critique.
(yeah, I'm being optimistic)

> I don't have all day to be politically correct, when it comes to
> dealing with people with no life, you can't have a very for filling
> life when you can spend so much time looking for errors, in how a

You have as good a handle on how filling (I think you mean fulfilling) my
life is as you do on writing, spelling & grammar


> sentence was constructed, as for have I heard of Google?
> I will leave you to work that one out, to be honest, I had heard of

Ok, I take it you haven't.
try here
http://www.google.com

> these kind of rooms but I had never actually been to one, till last
> week, I actually guess this is what a Star Trek fan does now instead of
> master baiting to comics,
> To be fair, I know why normal people don't bother with these sites,
> Like I keep saying, if you don't have a life, just get over your
> self, move on, or buy a length of rope & hang your self,

You've really got to give that Louisiana swamp diving a try.
Make sure the deerskin you wear is fresh - that's important.

> If your life is that bad that you need to sit & try to better your self
> buy criticizing other people, I am sure if you try your recommended

Look, newbie, you said you couldn't spot the spelling errors.
I figured you'd appreciate the help.

> site Google, you will be able to find ways to DIY Death tips & hints,
> Even if you have no idea what rope is (since you seem to think Google
> is a well kept secret) sense any sarcasm? Any way back to the point you

I figured you didn't know of it, since you said you hadn't found anything on
"netiquette".

> know the cable that comes from the computer, (the thing you are using
> now?) No, No the whole unit, the thing with all the on it letters is
> the Key board, if you look there will be a cord it is attached to the
> wall, if you tug it I will come out, try it, you can use that to hang
> your self, it will save you the confusion of discovering what rope is,
> & also wrap one end around your neck, & tie a knot in it with your neck
> in the loop, now climb a tree & attach the cord (the opposite end from
> the loop around your neck) to a branch at least 4 meters high from the
> ground, & see if you can find a flaw in Isaac Newton's work, if you
> can prove him wrong you can always come back on line & tell the world,
> ( I actually mean his calculations in relation to Gravity & not you
> found a grammar error that is over 300 years old, Please note I
> actually said over, not that the theory was only 300 years old)(I also
> said Grammar & not spelling, or punctuation, incase you feel the need
> to prove your still an ass)

Newton's kind of old hat. Try explaining again using General Relativity.

>
> One last, tip make sure your feet can't touch the ground when the
> cord becomes tight with the weight of your body on the end, the whole
> reason it is referred to as Hanging, other wise you would be a dog on a
> rope attached to the tree while the dogs owner is in the shop buying
> some milk,
>
> It will also be another cool place for you to hang around......
>

And, sadly, I do believe that is the best, the absolute best, you can do.

Dennis

"diverbug" <indybug2001@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:1122174016.099169.21110@f14g2000cwb.googlegro ups.com...
> Like I keep saying, if you had a life, you should do something
> constructive with it,

I am - I try to assist clueless newbies. Sometimes they're beyond help

> As for the advice on swimming in Louisiana while wearing a deer skin,
> I guess that is why you sit around trying to prove you're not stupid,

You'd be guessing wrong - you're really not doing too well at this.

>
>
> You took the advice, & you have got no legs, so you sit on your ass to
> prove you are as big ass the ass you sit on,
>
> As for not hearing of Google, I am not surprised that this is New to
> you, after your swim you found the meaning of "Joke" & "To
> Late" followed by "Bugger"

Oh its not new to me - found anything on "netiquette" yet?

>
> So try to understand I have worked out you have no life, you are an
> asshole, & you are in denial of this, So next time you go for a swim in
> the lake try wrapping the deer skin around your hear, it will keep your
> ears warm too,

> You ask "And hopefuly you learned something from my critique"
> I lerned from the sentence there is almost a hint of human in the shell
> You see ***Hopefuly**** is spelled ******hopefully***** so what do you
> actually have to teach?

and "lerned" is spelled "learned".
Congrats on finally spotting a spelling error. You get a gold star.

> I all ready know you are an asshole, with no life,

and "all ready" would be "already"
want to keep going?

> I think you should take my advice on the cable from the computer, there
> really is no hope for you now the last remaining thread of dignity you
> had is gone,
>
> "Old Hat" might be a cool saying in the swamp too but there is a
> world out side of the big swamp, you should try having a look, actually
> go to the site you were telling me about http://google.com and type
> world you will see the swamp is like a pimple on a planet, if the world
> could we would pop you & be done with you, but life is not so simple,

Dennis

"Dennis (Icarus)" wrote

> and "lerned" is spelled "learned".
> Congrats on finally spotting a spelling error. You get a gold star.

> and "all ready" would be "already"
> want to keep going?

Er, Dennis, you missed analyzing diverbug, a compound word formed from
the two words "diver" and "bug". Means he thinks he's already a diver, and
he's learning to be a pest.


Curtis