So the shark said

Two sharks were swimming along one Saturday night and one said to the
other..I'm fed up with eating fish, fancy swimming up to Morecambe for a
Chinese.

"Jim :o)" <foj@grizedale.karoo.co.uk> wrote in message
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> Two sharks were swimming along one Saturday night and one said to the
> other..I'm fed up with eating fish, fancy swimming up to Morecambe for a
> Chinese.

Sick, sick and sick again!

Plonk!


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"Jim :o)" <foj@grizedale.karoo.co.uk> wrote in message
news:VL2cna6L-7wRILLdSa8jmA@karoo.co.uk...
> Two sharks were swimming along one Saturday night and one said to the
> other..I'm fed up with eating fish, fancy swimming up to Morecambe for a
> Chinese.
>

What a sad and lonely life you must lead Jim surprised you parents let you
use the computer,my sympathy goes out to anyone who has the miss fortune to
know you.

MarkW

nospam to scuba to reply

"Jim :o)" <foj@grizedale.karoo.co.uk> wrote in message
news:VL2cna6L-7wRILLdSa8jmA@karoo.co.uk...
> Two sharks were swimming along one Saturday night and one said to the
> other..I'm fed up with eating fish, fancy swimming up to Morecambe for a
> Chinese.
>

police have solved the mystery at Morecambe bay.the ring leader told all
the
chinks that they would be safe til the water reached knee high.unfortunately
nee hi was still in the van

"Jim :o)" <foj@grizedale.karoo.co.uk> wrote in message
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>
> police have solved the mystery at Morecambe bay.the ring leader told all
> the
> chinks that they would be safe til the water reached knee
high.unfortunately
> nee hi was still in the van
>

Police have also named 6 of the victims, these were:

Way Ding
Sin King
Dro Ning
Foo Kits Cowd
Lef To Dy
and
Ty Dis Hi

"Tricky" <scubatricky@nospam.yahoo.co.uk> wrote in message
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> They're waiting for the chef to wash up.

Another sad f**k with no life

MarkW

nospam to scuba to reply

"Mark Williams" <mark.nospam.williams@ntlworld.com> wrote in message
news:c0p0hc$19jnem$1@ID-169335.news.uni-berlin.de...
> "Tricky" <scubatricky@nospam.yahoo.co.uk> wrote in message
> news:c0or9e$90r$1@newsg2.svr.pol.co.uk...
> > They're waiting for the chef to wash up.
>
> Another sad f**k with no life
>
> MarkW
>
> nospam to scuba to reply
>
>
>
Mark, comedy is born out of tragedy and pathos, may I suggest you listen to
some of the best comedians ever born. The Jewish comedians. They make jokes
about every part of their existence and they believe in the old adage
'laughing about it lessens the pain' and hey you are not betraying the human
race by having a bit of a laugh..and by the way what did you expect to find
in a posting headed "So the shark said" an article about a breakthrough
between marine scientists and a particularly verbose shark..... silly boy.

Jim

PS For your eyes only..I think you've got the syntax wrong in your reply.
c**t would have been better than f**k.

"Jim :o)" <foj@grizedale.karoo.co.uk> wrote in message
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>
> "Mark Williams" <mark.nospam.williams@ntlworld.com> wrote in message
> news:c0p0hc$19jnem$1@ID-169335.news.uni-berlin.de...
> > "Tricky" <scubatricky@nospam.yahoo.co.uk> wrote in message
> > news:c0or9e$90r$1@newsg2.svr.pol.co.uk...
> > > They're waiting for the chef to wash up.
> >
> > Another sad f**k with no life
> >
> > MarkW
> >
> > nospam to scuba to reply
> >
> Mark, comedy is born out of tragedy and pathos, may I suggest you listen
to
> some of the best comedians ever born. The Jewish comedians. They make
jokes
> about every part of their existence and they believe in the old adage
> 'laughing about it lessens the pain'

I'm sorry - how did this incident affect you in a way that you must 'lessen
the pain' by shooting your mouth off in a public forum? My guess is - in no
different way than any other. If so, how come I don't see you having a laugh
with every other disaster? 4 rail workers got killed on Sunday - care to
have a go at that?

>and hey you are not betraying the human
> race by having a bit of a laugh..

A laugh solely at others expense, not your own. You were making fun of 'a
single' race (if there is such a thing), not the human race.

>and by the way what did you expect to find
> in a posting headed "So the shark said" an article about a breakthrough
> between marine scientists and a particularly verbose shark..... silly boy.
>
> Jim

I think you are making a very weak arguement to hide your ignorance of other
peoples' feelings, the Chinese language(s) & culture.

S.C.

Get a life its a bit light fun and jokes


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On Mon, 16 Feb 2004 12:30:09 +0000 (UTC), "Rage"
<mr.bunny@bigfoot.com#spamoff> wrote:


>I think you are making a very weak arguement to hide your ignorance of other
>peoples' feelings, the Chinese language(s) & culture.

There was a discussion about this very subject on Radio 4 this morning
in which the general conclusion is that PC attitude of banning
offensive jokes is generally not a good idea, listen to it here

http://tinyurl.com/2p737



Pete
diving 'at' melbourne 'dot' me 'dot' uk