Time for a bit of fun

"Dave Appleby" <dave_appleby@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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> OK all,
>
> Time for a bit of fun
>
>
How about:
Hi my name is Dave. I want to start UK diving (unlikely I know), can
anyone tell me where to go. Apart from Malta.

Steve




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"Dave Appleby" <dave_appleby@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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> OK all,
>
> Time for a bit of fun
>
> IIRC a couple of years ago we had a troll of the year competition and I
> think it's about time it ran again.

Is it ok to use an Inspiration on a DIR-F course?

My local supermarket has been giving balloons away to children. Anyone think
of a way to decant the balloons into my twinset?

How would I go about modifying a Durex Featherlite for use with my O'three
pee-valve?

A bloke I bumped into at Stoney Cove called me a stroke - How could he
possibly know about my cronic masturbation problem?

Aren't those rebreather thingy's really dangerous, statistically?

My PADI instructor in Ibiza told me that all BSAC divers are a bit "up their
own arses" is this correct?

:)

"Steve Jones" <steve.jones@wda.co.uk> wrote in message
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> "Dave Appleby" <dave_appleby@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> news:fb22e9bafe44768313174e1a201bdfee.122971@mygat e.mailgate.org
>
> > OK all,
> >
> > Time for a bit of fun
> >
> >
> How about:
> Hi my name is Dave. I want to start UK diving (unlikely I know), can
> anyone tell me where to go. Apart from Malta.
>
> Steve

I think you're missing the point there Steve.

How's that likely to start a good flame war?

Everyone knows I don't

Not through want of trying though *sigh*

daveA



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"Garry Harding" <celsiusheat@aol.comANTISPAM> wrote ...

> My PADI instructor in Ibiza told me that all BSAC divers
> are a bit "up their own arses" is this correct?

[FX : Removes head from ...]

Pardon?

K

On Wed, 7 Jul 2004 19:19:06 +0100, "Bardo" <me@privacy.net> wrote:


>Is it ok to use an Inspiration on a DIR-F course?

Yes. And if not, WHY not.

>How would I go about modifying a Durex Featherlite for use with my O'three
>pee-valve?

Copydex and some scissors.

>A bloke I bumped into at Stoney Cove called me a stroke - How could he
>possibly know about my cronic masturbation problem?

You have one large arm, buck teeth, and thick glasses?

Pete S.

"Keith Lawrence" <false@nospam.com> wrote in message news:<40ebe619$0$58819$5a6aecb4@news.aaisp.net.uk> ...
> "Dave Appleby" <dave_appleby@yahoo.com> wrote ...
>
> > To all Diving Do0dz
> >
> > I just got the best kit ever!
> >
> > Nuffink you lot have got'll ever match it!
> >
> > 18l oxygen tank so I can stay down deep for hours
> > The cheapest mouthpiece I could so it don't matter if it gets smashed
> > (It's plastic so I can glue it)
> >
> > I use my swimming goggles and a nosepeg cos the guy tried to con me into
> > buying a mask for 15 QUID (can you believeit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
> >
> > Flippers are plastic triangles glued to my trainers
> >
> > I nicked a lifejacket from the last plane flight I took.
> >
> > The whole lot cost less than 50 nicker.
> >
> > You all whinge about the cost but you've just got your head up your
> > arses and want to keep people like me out of it.
> >
> > I've just nicked a bottle of balloon gas so I'll be along to one of the
> > really deep trips later in the year and show you bunch of wussies how to
> > do it properly.
>
> Bloody wuss - if it were a real troll he would be breathing straight off the
> bottle without a mouthpiece.
>
> K

Hey! that's my BSAC club!

:)
Wills.

On Wed, 7 Jul 2004, CAS wrote:

> Hi,
>
> My name is George Irvine III....
>
LOL

Nice!

Kate

My VR3 4th cell works a treat, I am very happy with it.
"Dave Appleby" <dave_appleby@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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> OK all,
>
> Time for a bit of fun
>
> IIRC a couple of years ago we had a troll of the year competition and I
> think it's about time it ran again.
>
> Let's keep it all in this thread though.
>
> I for one am particularly looking forward to entries from. Al, PeteS,
> Keith, Nigel and Jason.
>
> Someone else can think of some kind of scoring system.
>
> SO......
>
> Asbestos undies at the ready.
>
> ================================================== ==============
>
> To all Diving Do0dz
>
> I just got the best kit ever!
>
> Nuffink you lot have got'll ever match it!
>
> 18l oxygen tank so I can stay down deep for hours
> The cheapest mouthpiece I could so it don't matter if it gets smashed
> (It's plastic so I can glue it)
>
> I use my swimming goggles and a nosepeg cos the guy tried to con me into
> buying a mask for 15 QUID (can you believeit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
>
> Flippers are plastic triangles glued to my trainers
>
> I nicked a lifejacket from the last plane flight I took.
>
> The whole lot cost less than 50 nicker.
>
> You all whinge about the cost but you've just got your head up your
> arses and want to keep people like me out of it.
>
> I've just nicked a bottle of balloon gas so I'll be along to one of the
> really deep trips later in the year and show you bunch of wussies how to
> do it properly.
>
> Luck
>
> Propa Diver
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