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| On Wed, 28 Jul 2004 10:10:27 -0400, Michael Ross <mike@corestore.org> wrote: >On Wed, 21 Jul 2004 18:01:24 +0100, "Dave H" ><remove.davidharrison@bpss.demon.co.uk> wrote: > >>Q, you are in a room with a shark, bear & a lawyer. You have a gun with 2 >>bullets, which do you shoot? >> >>A. The lawyer: twice. > >No, no, no. > >If a shark is in a *room*, it's dead or dying. In other words, it's >actually a red herring... > >You shoot the lawyer *once*, so s/he can't get away from the bear. > >You keep one bullet, in the case the bear is still hungry after it's >finished with the lawyer... <FX: Checks again> Nope, no smiley, you missed the point Laz ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A foolproof method for sculpting an Elephant: First, get a huge block of marble. Then, chip away everything that doesn't look like an Elephant. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Change "nospam" to "ntlworld" to reply. |
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| Lazarus X <lazarusx@nospam.com> wrote in news:knhfg0h0b1mo7e1eus72qmbmgtut51p5il@4ax.com: > On Wed, 28 Jul 2004 10:10:27 -0400, Michael Ross <mike@corestore.org> > wrote: > >>On Wed, 21 Jul 2004 18:01:24 +0100, "Dave H" >><remove.davidharrison@bpss.demon.co.uk> wrote: >> >>>Q, you are in a room with a shark, bear & a lawyer. You have a gun >>>with 2 bullets, which do you shoot? >>> >>>A. The lawyer: twice. >> >>No, no, no. >> >>If a shark is in a *room*, it's dead or dying. In other words, it's >>actually a red herring... >> >>You shoot the lawyer *once*, so s/he can't get away from the bear. >> >>You keep one bullet, in the case the bear is still hungry after it's >>finished with the lawyer... > > <FX: Checks again> > > Nope, no smiley, you missed the point > His solution does have its' merits though... -- Michael Wolf ------------ Cthulhu for President! Why settle for the lesser evil? remove stopspam to reply |
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