Divers Wives Ass Size Study...

Divers Wives ASS SIZE STUDY



There is a new survey out about divers wives and how they feel about their

asses!



85% of divers wives think their ass is too big..

10% of divers wives think their ass is too little...



The other 5% say that they don't care, they love him, he's a good man,

and

they would have married him anyway

In article <2q627jFrth04U1@uni-berlin.de>, false@nospam.com says...
> Divers Wives ASS SIZE STUDY
>
>
>
> There is a new survey out about divers wives and how they feel about their
>
> asses!
>
>
>
> 85% of divers wives think their ass is too big..
>
> 10% of divers wives think their ass is too little...
>
>
>
> The other 5% say that they don't care, they love him, he's a good man,
>
> and
>
> they would have married him anyway
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>
>
never met a divers wife or a diver who has an ass.... one or two with
donkeys and quite a few with horses, but never an ass.

just how many people took part in this so called survey ?

> never met a divers wife or a diver who has an ass.... one or two with
> donkeys and quite a few with horses, but never an ass.
>
> just how many people took part in this so called survey ?

Irrelevant, they were obviously american therefore all were donkeys!

On Tue, 7 Sep 2004 16:25:55 +0100, "Mark" <false@nospam.com> wrote:

>Divers Wives ASS SIZE STUDY
>
>
>
>There is a new survey out about divers wives and how they feel about their
>
>asses!
>
>
>
>85% of divers wives think their ass is too big..
>
>10% of divers wives think their ass is too little...
>
>
>
>The other 5% say that they don't care, they love him, he's a good man,
>
>and
>
>they would have married him anyway
>
>

If you mean arse, and it's american, then there is a very good chance
it's attached to a fat bastard anyway.

Pete S.

<Pete S.> wrote in message news:413df7fc.36255250@news.clara.net...
> On Tue, 7 Sep 2004 16:25:55 +0100, "Mark" <false@nospam.com> wrote:
>
> >Divers Wives ASS SIZE STUDY
> >
> >
> >
> >There is a new survey out about divers wives and how they feel about
their
> >
> >asses!
> >
> >
> >
> >85% of divers wives think their ass is too big..
> >
> >10% of divers wives think their ass is too little...
> >
> >
> >
> >The other 5% say that they don't care, they love him, he's a good man,
> >
> >and
> >
> >they would have married him anyway
> >
> >
>
> If you mean arse, and it's american, then there is a very good chance
> it's attached to a fat bastard anyway.
>
> Pete S.

Ive noticed a lot of fat female divers at Capernwray

"Richard" <richard4576@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:2q7tqlFs8u9oU1@uni-berlin.de...

>
> Ive noticed a lot of fat female divers at Capernwray
>
>

Its got something to do with the chips and beer.
Typical day for wife at C'wray
8am leave the house
Dive - Burger and chips for Breakfast at C'wray
Dive - buy tshirt, eat burger buy another tshirt (is theer some kinda comp
with dive chicks to see who can own the most 4th element and 7\10 t shirts?)
Dive - kit off rush out to Eagles head before they stop serving food.
Eagles head - All day breakfast followed by mucho cider.
8pm leave Eagles head
9pm arrive home, dump kit on kitchen floor, "have a nice day dear"
9.15 fall asleep safe in the knowledge that kit will be washed and dryed by
the 'dive gimp fairy' by the time she awakes the next morning, ready for
another 'hard' days diving at Cwray.

Bless her cotton socks. Shes doing her IDC & IE this week, so shes actually
finding out what hard work is.

Alex (the dive gimp fairy)

On Wed, 8 Sep 2004 09:22:40 +0100, "Richard" <richard4576@hotmail.com>
wrote:


>> If you mean arse, and it's american, then there is a very good chance
>> it's attached to a fat bastard anyway.
>>
>> Pete S.
>
>Ive noticed a lot of fat female divers at Capernwray
>
>

There are a lot about these days.

Maybe the volume limit that should be on leggings should also be
applied to dive suits......

Fat bird:- Could I purchase these leggings please?

Shop assistant:- I'm sorry madam, but you exceed our volume limit, so
I cannot sell them to you. It would be a crime against humanity to do
so.

Pete S.

<Pete S.> wrote in message news:413f344a.31931937@news.clara.net...
> On Wed, 8 Sep 2004 09:22:40 +0100, "Richard" <richard4576@hotmail.com>
> wrote:
>
>
> >> If you mean arse, and it's american, then there is a very good chance
> >> it's attached to a fat bastard anyway.
> >>
> >> Pete S.
> >
> >Ive noticed a lot of fat female divers at Capernwray
> >
> >
>
> There are a lot about these days.
>
> Maybe the volume limit that should be on leggings should also be
> applied to dive suits......
>
> Fat bird:- Could I purchase these leggings please?
>
> Shop assistant:- I'm sorry madam, but you exceed our volume limit, so
> I cannot sell them to you. It would be a crime against humanity to do
> so.
>
> Pete S.

Harrumph, there's a lot of fat MALE divers about too.

How about we put restrictions on male size with respect to:

1. Going naked from the waist up
2. Wearing jeans which result in "builders bum" when bending over.

And what would we do without fat diveboat skippers?

Digs
(A rather more well padded female diver than she used to be!)

On Wed, 08 Sep 2004 16:36:59 GMT, Pete S. wrote:

>On Wed, 8 Sep 2004 09:22:40 +0100, "Richard" <richard4576@hotmail.com>
>wrote:
>
>
>>> If you mean arse, and it's american, then there is a very good chance
>>> it's attached to a fat bastard anyway.
>>>
>>> Pete S.
>>
>>Ive noticed a lot of fat female divers at Capernwray
>>
>>
>
>There are a lot about these days.
>
>Maybe the volume limit that should be on leggings should also be
>applied to dive suits......
>
>Fat bird:- Could I purchase these leggings please?
>
>Shop assistant:- I'm sorry madam, but you exceed our volume limit, so
>I cannot sell them to you. It would be a crime against humanity to do
>so.

WARNING: These may make your arse look even bigger!

Laz

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On Wed, 8 Sep 2004 22:07:44 +0000 (UTC), "Digs"
<somogyi@btinternet.com> wrote:

>
><Pete S.> wrote in message news:413f344a.31931937@news.clara.net...
>> On Wed, 8 Sep 2004 09:22:40 +0100, "Richard" <richard4576@hotmail.com>
>> wrote:

<Snip>

>> Maybe the volume limit that should be on leggings should also be
>> applied to dive suits......
>>
>> Fat bird:- Could I purchase these leggings please?
>>
>> Shop assistant:- I'm sorry madam, but you exceed our volume limit, so
>> I cannot sell them to you. It would be a crime against humanity to do
>> so.
>>
>> Pete S.
>
>Harrumph, there's a lot of fat MALE divers about too.
>
>How about we put restrictions on male size with respect to:
>
>1. Going naked from the waist up
>2. Wearing jeans which result in "builders bum" when bending over.
>
>And what would we do without fat diveboat skippers?

The gals got a point

Laz

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
A foolproof method for sculpting an Elephant:
First, get a huge block of marble. Then, chip away
everything that doesn't look like an Elephant.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Change "nospam" to "ntlworld" to reply.