and now for somthing completly different

Funny moments while at sea.


Imagine the scene!
A large dive boat with twelve divers all kitted up waiting to enter
the water. One of the divers who will be known as Dennis throws
himself off the very front of the boat with a fall of about three or
four mtrs to the surface of the sea. Signals OK and starts his descent.
Not to be outdone his buddy Geoff states that if Dennis could do it
so would he. Geoff launches himself off the front of the boat with gusto.
When he surfaces there is blood and snot all over the place. His mask
and hood are round his neck. He pulls himself together and continues
with the dive. After the dive with everyone safely onboard again the
daring way that Dennis entered the water is a much talked about subject.
"Yer it was great wanit" says Dennis "I tried to steady meself on the rail
but missed and fell in" he continues. Dennis fell in the water from the
front of the boat. Geoff was not too pleased.

taz.