Diving jokes

Hey all,

Taken the "diving summary" (see thread "Academic Survey") just to see where
it ended up. Indeed looked a bit like spam, leaving you at the end at the
site of montreal divers. Their site however, looked really good. They had a
section with diving related jokes, with most of them pretty bad. (how do you
know if you're a real diver? If every time your cell-phone beeps you run to
the elevator to descent a floor and wait for 5 minutes. was about the best
there was!)

Wich made me wonder if there were any better ones. Please post below!

Frank