Underwater "dancing!"

Heard of a salty tall tale of randy divers today doing the 'luuurrrve' thing
beneath the waves?

Anybody heard of folk taking donning Aqualung and getting their mojo on U/W?

I've heard its a funky yet tricky thing to groove!

Lets put this on Open Forum! Anybody got any stories they want to share???

Come on don't be shy. We're all divers. What happens underwater, stays
underwater/stays on the forum!

http://www.divegirl.com/sex.html

rwjg40 wrote:

>Sir Paul wrote:
>
>
>>Heard of a salty tall tale of randy divers today doing the 'luuurrrve' thing
>>beneath the waves?
>>
>>Anybody heard of folk taking donning Aqualung and getting their mojo on U/W?
>>
>>I've heard its a funky yet tricky thing to groove!
>>
>>Lets put this on Open Forum! Anybody got any stories they want to share???
>>
>>Come on don't be shy. We're all divers. What happens underwater, stays
>>underwater/stays on the forum!
>>
>>
>
>
>

"Sir Paul" <covertrunning@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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> Heard of a salty tall tale of randy divers today doing the


I happen to have some vhs videos, one of which is entitled "the lure of the
triangle" and was shot in the open ocean (apparently) circa 1978... looking
at the gear. (and the hair-do's)

Boinking without a BC. Is that PADI approved?

PUSI says it's okay. (GOOGLE that one)

Technical Fact: Two consenting AOW's could inflate their b.c.'s fully within
the confines of an overhead environment and use "bouyancy created
up-gravity". The question is- who's on top? The "sheets" could be kinda
dangerous if not downright scratchy.

This is, of course, a PADI Distinktiv Specialty. Get the patch!


--
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I'm a desperate man-
Send lawyers, guns & money-
the sh*t has hit the fan."
-Warren Zevon

"rwjg40" <identity.available@upon.request> wrote in message
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> Charlie Hammond wrote:
> >
> > In article <408FD487.BB683D2D@upon.request>,
> > rwjg40 <identity.available@upon.request> writes:
> >
> > >Water is NOT a lubricant, BTW.
> >
> > ??? Says who? Water IS a lubricant. A pretty good one at that.
> > Howver, it has other properties that limit its use in many applications.
> > But, so far as I know, it has not yet been replaced in ice skating.
>
> Really? Try replacing your crankcase oil with water and see how long
> your car runs before all the seals and bearings wear out. But maybe I
> should have been more specific at the cost of decorum rather than
> relying on context. ;^)
>
> In um, some circumstances, between uh, some types of er, surfaces, water
> has virtually no lubricating properties.
>
> Gordon in Austin

.. . . and, in fact, tends to wash away natural lubricants.

Lee

In article <408FF690.44A2769B@upon.request>, rwjg40 <identity.available@upon.request> writes:
>Charlie Hammond wrote:
>>
>> In article <408FD487.BB683D2D@upon.request>,
>> rwjg40 <identity.available@upon.request> writes:
>>
>> >Water is NOT a lubricant, BTW.
>>
>> ??? Says who? Water IS a lubricant. A pretty good one at that.
>> Howver, it has other properties that limit its use in many applications.
>> But, so far as I know, it has not yet been replaced in ice skating.
>
>Really? Try replacing your crankcase oil with water and see how long
>your car runs before all the seals and bearings wear out. ...

Of course, engine bearings are not desinged for water lubrication, but
my expectation is that it'll run just fine until the engine heats up
and the water turns to steam. Which is to say, not very long.
Which is way I said that water "has other properties that limit its use
in many applications."

Gordon, if you've never slipped on a wet floor, your education has
been neglected! ;-}

--
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All opinions expressed are my own and not necessarily my employer's.

"Jess Englewood" <pleasen@spam.com> wrote in message
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>
> "rwjg40" <identity.available@upon.request> wrote in message
> news:40900A15.87C0FCBA@upon.request...
>
> > But (for me) the best is, though my bed doesn't have a canopy, my sheets
> > are cotton, and the music is more likely to be Jimmie Spheeris or Rufus
> > Wainwright (well, *she* likes Rufus Wainwright, anyway) or Let's Play
> > Music.
>
> I must be older than her and you, because the only Wainwright I ever found
> enjoyable is his dad...Loudon.
>
> Damn, the longer I am around the more hints life leaves as to my age!


I just remembered something...way back when, early 70's or so..he wrote a
song for his son and it appeared on his album Unrequited, the song was
titled "Rufus is a Tit Man".

"rwjg40" <identity.available@upon.request> wrote in message
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> > 1) Just because all your diving is in Cozumel doesn't mean that all
diving
> > is like a roller coaster.
>
> It isn't (though it mostly is lately), but you're taking the example far
> too literally. I could just have easily said "on the bumper cars". ;^)

Again, only if diving is a thrill ride for you. A lot of my warm water
diving is relaxing, beautiful, and wet and fishy. Perfect ingredients for
sex.

> But (for me) the best is, though my bed doesn't have a canopy, my sheets
> are cotton, and the music is more likely to be Jimmie Spheeris or Rufus
> Wainwright (well, *she* likes Rufus Wainwright, anyway) or Let's Play
> Music.

Get that underwater MP3 player and listen to whatever you like. The sound
of bubbles alone are enough to turn me on.

> I've no firsthand knowledge of any bondage getups, sorry.

Don't apologize to me, apologize to your wife.

> For whom?

Me. Who else matters?

> When I'm in scuba gear, I can't even see the buckle on my weight belt,
> much less... well... you know.

Diet and the sex will improve. No wonder you're having problems visualizing
it underwater.

> But seriously, scuba diving takes constant attention to survival skills,
> and there is one point in time in particular where I cannot think about
> survival skills (or anything else) at all. I could quite easily drown.
> I have heard that for some folks the threat of instant death can be an
> aphrodisiac, but I'm not one of them.

Come on, we're talking warm water diving, not the real thing. Since when is
warm water diving a survival test?

Charlie Hammond wrote:
>
> In article <408FF690.44A2769B@upon.request>, rwjg40 <identity.available@upon.request> writes:
> >Charlie Hammond wrote:
> >>
> >> In article <408FD487.BB683D2D@upon.request>,
> >> rwjg40 <identity.available@upon.request> writes:
> >>
> >> >Water is NOT a lubricant, BTW.
> >>
> >> ??? Says who? Water IS a lubricant. A pretty good one at that.
> >> Howver, it has other properties that limit its use in many applications.
> >> But, so far as I know, it has not yet been replaced in ice skating.
> >
> >Really? Try replacing your crankcase oil with water and see how long
> >your car runs before all the seals and bearings wear out. ...
>
> Of course, engine bearings are not desinged for water lubrication, but
> my expectation is that it'll run just fine until the engine heats up
> and the water turns to steam. Which is to say, not very long.
> Which is way I said that water "has other properties that limit its use
> in many applications."

Most engines don't run that hot, and even a modest amount of water in
your engine oil can take out your bearings. This is something I know
from painful experience.

> Gordon, if you've never slipped on a wet floor, your education has
> been neglected! ;-}

And if you've never tried it in a hot tub or a swimming pool (speaking
of painful experiences), so has yours. ;^)

Gordon in Austin

rwjg40 wrote:

> I could quite easily drown.

Don't be silly. Even at 40 feet and breathing heavily you'd probably have 20 minutes
or more. If you're worried that you'd run out of air, imagine what it was like for
these poor people:
http://milehighclub.com/beyond.html


--
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On Thu, 29 Apr 2004 01:43:00 GMT, Steve <SPAMTRAPglawackus@hvc.rr.com>
wrote:

>
>
>rwjg40 wrote:
>
>> I could quite easily drown.
>
>Don't be silly. Even at 40 feet and breathing heavily you'd probably have 20 minutes
>or more. If you're worried that you'd run out of air, imagine what it was like for
>these poor people:
>http://milehighclub.com/beyond.html

Hmm, if ever there was a time to be a little quick on the trigger ...
--
dillon

When I was a kid, I thought the angel's name was Hark
and the horse's name was Bob.