I thought everyone in England accepted this...

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2004/09...orded_message/

How dare you ar****le.
What the f**k do you know, bug**r off. ; )
All the best Paul.

"Clifford Beshers" <clifford.beshers@linspireinc.com> wrote in message
news:41590E1E.8030502@linspireinc.com...
> http://www.theregister.co.uk/2004/09...orded_message/

The funny thing is, I sent it to this list completely accidentally.
Meant to send it to a friend from Britain who says...

weezle wrote:
> How dare you ar****le.
> What the f**k do you know, bug**r off. ; )
> All the best Paul.
>
> "Clifford Beshers" <clifford.beshers@linspireinc.com> wrote in message
> news:41590E1E.8030502@linspireinc.com...
>
>>http://www.theregister.co.uk/2004/09...orded_message/

"Whistler" <whiNstOler@sSan.rPr.cAomM> wrote in message
news:OSU6d.1033$z04.111@twister.socal.rr.com...

> The funny thing is, I sent it to this list completely accidentally. Meant
> to send it to a friend from Britain who says...

This isn't a list, it's a newsgroup.

Greg Mossman wrote:
> "Whistler" <whiNstOler@sSan.rPr.cAomM> wrote in message
> news:OSU6d.1033$z04.111@twister.socal.rr.com...
>
>
>>The funny thing is, I sent it to this list completely accidentally. Meant
>>to send it to a friend from Britain who says...
>
>
> This isn't a list, it's a newsgroup.

A list is an ordered sequence of elements of the same type.

Just like a lawyer to try and get cute about semantics and get it wrong.

Whistler enumerates:
>>A list is an ordered sequence of elements of the same type.<<

Or a lean to one side. <G>

GWB wrote:
>
> Whistler enumerates:
> >>A list is an ordered sequence of elements of the same type.<<
>
> Or a lean to one side. <G>

Or a classical music composer... ;^)

Gordon in Austin

rwjg40 <identity.available@upon.request> pounded away at his keyboard
resulting in:

:Or a classical music composer... ;^)

Q. How do musicians know what groceries to buy?
A. They bring a Chopin Liszt


Dan Bracuk
Is it my imagination, or do Buffalo Wings taste like chicken?
The Best of rec.scuba http://www.pathcom.com/~bracuk/RecScuba/

Dan Bracuk <NOTbracuk@pathcom.com> wrote in message news:<dm49m0do4hcjq00egqoflob8hellskev8l@4ax.com>. ..
> rwjg40 <identity.available@upon.request> pounded away at his keyboard
> resulting in:
>
> :Or a classical music composer... ;^)
>
> Q. How do musicians know what groceries to buy?
> A. They bring a Chopin Liszt


Holy Bolero! Did the poster who called this newsgroup a "list"
generaed all of this?


** = footnote for the CMC (Classical Music Challenged).


Q: What did Larry "Lero" Smith's wifw say when she saw him leaving
the house with a bowling ball?

A: Going out to bowl, Lero?

** Bowl, Lero. Bol-ero. Bolero was written by the composer
Maurice Ravel, but the music was popularized by Bo Derek.



Q: Why didn't the fan of the Wagner's operatic cycle "Der Ring des
Nibelungen" load Microsoft Windows '98 on his new computer?

A: He already had lots of motifs!!!

** motifs. A motif is recurring theme that identifies various
characters, and situations throughout Wagner's operas.
MOTIF is a UNIX based windows system.



Q: Why did the fan of the Tchaikovsky Symphony #2 travel to
Vladivostok to visit a midget?

A: His friend told him he had to see the little russian in person!!!!

** The Tchaikovsky Symphony #2 is known as the "Little Russian".



Q: What was the detective's verdict after investigating the
break-in of a Polish home after the owner lost the key?

A: Leopold Stokowski.

** Stole the house key. Sto-kow-ski.


Now you need to do a long deco to off gas your deep narcosis.

-- La Poisson aka Da Feeesh.